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@EricLDaugh This is rather.... i'm sure it's a coincidence.

🚨 UPDATE: The US government SEIZED everything given to the American press by the Chinese before they boarded Air Force One with President Trump Reporters couldn't take credentials, burner phones, or pins — they had to be thrown in a bin, per NYP The US took MAXIMUM precautions for this trip 🇺🇸🇨🇳

@GarySharp_ @OWHnews @bendoody @swmckewonOWH @tomshatelOWH good for you man

I am joining the @OWHnews team leading Digital Sports Content. Our award winning sports department is about to get more entertaining. I will be involved with: podcasts, video, live shows, website presence, writing and more. Huge thanks to @bendoody @swmckewonOWH @tomshatelOWH for the commitment and shared vision. This week’s Pick Six Podcast is a must listen. Let’s Go.

@end3of6days9 This is an excellent idea for a video intended to go viral and it did. Screw something up, then fix it. Look at all these replies!

Two besties put unleaded gas in their diesel UTV… and instead of panicking, they said “if boys can do it, how hard can it be?” 😂 They hit the tractor supply store with the list of items they'll need, picked up some diesel at the gas station, siphon out the unleaded, spent hours in the dark with flashlights and tools, crawled under the machine, flushed the lines, changed the filter — while cheering every bit of progress they made. Fast-forward to the next morning: they hike back with the portable jumper, and try firing it up and few times… and when that engine finally roared to life? Epic victory dance complete with huge smiles, cheers, and pure “we did it!” energy! Sometimes the best stories (and the biggest confidence boosts) come from rolling up your sleeves and figuring it out together. Have you ever tackled a “this should be a guy thing” fix and nailed it?

@BrettSBaker @GeminiApp all i know is that an eggplant isn't apparently an eggplant

Because I’m old, I’m barely emoji literate, but I can manage my way around some basic AI. So I asked @GeminiApp to translate this for me. Here’s what it said. 1/

@uscfan981 If there's a civil war, they'll be instant winners.

Say something nice about the Dakota’s.

@sportsnag @iowahawkblog the scoop-o-copter will be right along!

@iowahawkblog What if the dog poops?

Welcome to my no-judgment brainstorming session. Remember, there is no such thing as a bad idea, now let's hear what you got

@soirchick @iowahawkblog @Mark_E_Noonan pants?

@iowahawkblog @Mark_E_Noonan Hooking politicians up to lie detectors during debates. Bonus if they activate flame throwers that set their pants on fire.

@ffinlay @iowahawkblog Excellent!

@iowahawkblog A bar that specializes in prune cocktails and has poorly mounted barstools. I'd call it "Loose Stools"

@QBallBrasil @iowahawkblog seconded

@iowahawkblog To rid the world of it's number one threat. Eliminate all Iowa sport teams and programs.

@FortyAcreVibes I'm gonna go back to the Army Navy game that I went to last year for the first time.

You can attend any college football game in 2026 at no cost, but you can’t pick a game that involves your team- What game are you going to?

@tomrowe @pfnnewmedia @WinterSportsLaw @B1Gfootball @NCAA you understand none of this either

@jonejohnston @pfnnewmedia @WinterSportsLaw @B1Gfootball @NCAA I understand that when I voluntarily join a member organization, and agree to its rules, I need to follow them.

Nebraska’s AD confirmed that if the CSC does not clear the resubmitted deals that were the subject of the recent arbitration hearing, the Nebraska AG will step in to challenge the CSC/NCAA. The state law says athletes & schools can’t be penalized for athletes being paid NIL $.

@pfnnewmedia @WinterSportsLaw @B1Gfootball @NCAA you understand none of this

@WinterSportsLaw Nebraska should be notified by both @B1Gfootball and @NCAA that if they take legal action, they may be required to forfeit their home games for failure to abide by NCAA rules. Enough of this nonsense!

@PBDsPodcast This is the most hilarious thing I've seen this morning. Thank you!

Iran May Have Found the World’s Biggest Weakness "This is what Iran just figured out. 97% of the internet that we use travels through underwater cables. $10 trillion a day is going through that cable and 2 of them go through the Strait of Hormuz." "Now they're talking about how they're gonna mess with the cables. If they mess with the cables, guess who's gonna be impacted by this economically? Everybody, the whole world."

@skdh I bet they've built tons of data centers, have been taken over AI and don't give a single shit their waste is leaking into our dimension.

guess that settles it then, problem solved🤦‍♀️ x.com/Kekius_Sage/st…

@EdLawDude One thing about them expanding to a 24-team playoff. More money will pour into the NCAA even though they don't own the playoff... and these numbers will go up! I have a friend who says the NCAA is a money laundering operation and it's hard to disagree with him.

@jonejohnston Brother...I've arbitrated remarkably challenging matters. This wasn't that. I've never come close to approaching $750k. It defeats part of the purpose of litigation.

I genuinely have no clue how you rack up $750,000 in legal fees for one NIL arbitration. That is an absolutely absurd number.

@JoshPateCFB I hope they make it 36

One of us 🫡

@ChrisVannini Chris, The bowls are dead. The opt-outs. The refusals to play. A 24-team playoff allows us to see teams play each other than will never schedule each other without it. ESPN will drag the bowls out as long as possible, but maybe 4-6 are worth watching any more.

I don't fully buy this argument because we've only had two years of a 12-team CFP. The 2024 season absolutely did not need more teams in the field. It's also not a reason to do 24 over 16.

@AriWasserman Yes

Is a giant College Football Playoff inevitable? youtu.be/T1MAcM3IaM0?si…

@Topbow27 @TraditionSarah @GDaddyzs @Hildegardlee61 I think that's by Kohls... ? i guess it's relatively the same place

@TraditionSarah @GDaddyzs @Hildegardlee61 Don’t forget the retards by Home Depot in Chaska. Nice lovely Saturday let’s go stand on a sidewalk and hold signs

Village Idiots in Minnetonka

@TraditionSarah @GDaddyzs @Hildegardlee61 Come on Sarah You have to do something your retirement. Why not stand around with friends holding a sign that says "What about the victims?" (one of my favorites). These people are staying socially active. They have to be sober (I think). you could take them cookies

@GDaddyzs @Hildegardlee61 There’s an especially retarded group that meets over in Waconia on Saturdays.