Rob Jones

Came in to the office and this was waiting for me

@IanCAnderson just so you know, I still use this quote ALLLLLL the time (and usually not in such proper context as shown in the screenshot)

@adultswim please play Freaknik!

@BuffaloSabres Jones, 26, 50th anni. regular

Alright...it's happening! 📲 Submit your name, number, jersey and which size you'd like (regular or X) before 11:30 a.m. ET and we'll get ya a customized wallpaper! *Limited to 1 per person* #Sabres50

@BuffaloEats I never tweeted to you to fuck off with the polls. Now I regret it

Fuck off Tappo Pizza.

@aspleenic I've only met one person in tech who didn't like cats...

I’m working on a book of observations on tech culture. Want to share your thoughts? Respond here or if you’d prefer to stay anonymous, DMs are open

@aspleenic @1ofyourmeteors what if the 10th copy is data-analysis-pop-singer? YA SEE RUDYYYY

@1ofyourmeteors Yeah, but like, you know how a copy of a copy of a copy gets distorted, difficult to read, and more less ruined? That’s already happening on iteration 2!

What if I told you Billie Eilish is just a younger clone of Lorde?

@aspleenic you guys kinda have the same beard

Holy fucking Christ, this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Who would like to join me in becoming a space pirate?

@1ofyourmeteors @aspleenic see, Mark gets it

@jonesdeini @aspleenic He’s the meme guy, right?

Drake is the Nickelback of hip hop.

@chorn @aspleenic seems open? whois.domaintools.com/ranchismyfavor…

What prevents people in the US from starting small businesses? At a guess, from experience: - Predatory Banking Services - Predatory Health Insurance - Taxes and their convoluted rules

.@altonbrown very disappointed with your statement that Buffalo does not have the best chicken wings. We(people from Buffalo) NEVER eat at Anchor Bar but BarBill was definitely a solid choice. I'm curious why you have this sentiment?

@kenjilopezalt @seriouseats thank you! I'm loving your book also!

.@seriouseats does sugar belong in brine for poultry? In @kenjilopezalt's book he says to just use salt, but this article suggests salt AND sugar seriouseats.com/recipes/2012/0…

@guarnaschelli DO YOU NEED ONE??? *books flight to NYC*

I don’t have an intern. twitter.com/nermal_said/st…

@chorn s/cheese/ranch/

.@dogfishbeer over 7 year later and this had no bad beer flavors or defects! I didn't mean to save this, but I'm not upset that I did!

@zobar2 @CynthiaNixon @chorn did she get your vote?

Me: don't ask for ranch don't ask for ranch @CynthiaNixon: Can I have some ranch for these wings? Me: >_< Buffalo Twitter: (╯°□°)╯︵ uoxıNɐıɥʇuʎƆ@ twitter.com/CynthiaNixon/s…

#frenchfrysandwichconf2018 @ Primanti Bros. instagram.com/p/BhsN7x7hOI3/

same