Rich Jones

Q: How do we know Trump was in charge of the Jan 6th insurrection? A: It failed.

@TravisAllen02 So YIMBY?

@TheRagingCelt Is this about Nancy Davis, the blowjob queen of HollywoodTM? I haven't been following sports.

Dear Nashville: Clint Black, Randy Travis, and Dwight Yoakam covering "Southern Cross"... you're welcome.

Mark Meadows put together a PowerPoint for Trump’s coup attempt and the media has moved on in 24 hours. But yeah, Hillary’s emails.

Open 24 hours a day, every day (except on Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday).

Mary Worthless is more like it. Hash tag hot takes

On someone's social media profile: "in search of career opportunity's!!!!!!!"

Is that other Pope still alive?

Did a space launch just happen near Portland? #pdx

It's Infrastructure Week, motherfuckers.

"I'm talking about bitches, I'm not talking about people."--some guy

@jackiam1 Current elephant count is Bart 2, Lisa 0. I think Stampy is the only one given a name (so far).

Is this the season when Lisa Simpson gets an elephant?!!! #TheSimpsons

How's the PTSD you get when you read my tweets?!!!???

Chris Parnell is woefully underappreciated for his work on both Archer and Rick and Morty

@GaryWasilewski @DylanGelula California, Oregon, Wyoming and Rhode island is standard

Women do not need to be polite when men are making them uncomfortable.

"It's not a good feeling when you're saying 'what have I become' more than once a day."--Clancy Wiggum