Jonnie Common

Started a new band called We’ve Updated Our Privacy Policy. I’ve taken the liberty of adding you to the mailing list.

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies 55 year old refuses to wait in McDonalds car park while staff prepare his breakfast

May the 5th be upon you.

Dear Valued Customer, Just a quick email to let you know that the cost of your Breathable Air subscription will be increasing next month…

Beyoncé? More like Yeehawncé.

@martinhenryamps This must be a typo. The hollywood bowl was still only a side plate in 1917.

Was he killed in the great war?

“One ticket for Expendfourbles, please.”

@ko_smo @skyferrori DESIREEEE I WANNNA TURN INTO CARIBOUUUU

@skyferrori DESIREEEE I WANNNA TURN INTO YOUUUU

a wild caroline polachek has appeared

Neutral Milk Airbnb

@daniel_m_lavery “watch this space”

boy if you had asked me earlier today how many watches buzz aldrin usually wears i would have been confidently mistaken

Watching QOTSA at Glasto on tv. They’re so impossibly tight I honestly feel like my lungs have dropped out of my arse 😅

@EO_Blerd @KClemente21 @HDTGM It was Paul calling June and Jason to apologise profusely and tell them that he is now Team Fred.

@KClemente21 @HDTGM Oh, that explains why the episode's not up anymore, thank you!

@Jon_Hopkins_ 4 months well spent, if you ask me 👌

@yannseznec Harm-onium

@yannseznec PianOw

Playing at The Lemon Tree tmrw (Fri) night w/ Hollie McNish and Michael Pederson. Come zest with the best. instagram.com/p/Cp3R_QrLUa0/…

What?? 🌩️

Aberdeen. Delve with me.

Our 1st show in almost 4 yrs, this Sunday❤️ “After over two decades of going to gigs, I can honestly say this is one of the most moving and powerful events I’ve ever seen” The Skinny, Jun 2019 Tix FREE (JustGiving donations welcome), but book ASAP via: songstohousehope.org

Join us for DELVE, an eclectic weekend of music, spoken word, workshops and discussion this March. Get ready to delve in at: bit.ly/3xgtXSD Curated by @IngeThomson and featuring @holliepoetry, @hen_hoose, @DjDolphinBoy, @ScribePedersen, @jonniecommon and more!

@SurfacePressure @LomondCampbell @richardosman @foundtheband What was the Machine Age Dancing 7” made of? Cos it wasn’t as tasty, I’ll tell you that. I got it down, like, but I’ve no been right since.

@LomondCampbell @richardosman @foundtheband Not sure about achieving a gold record but I reckon we could make a playable lasagna sheet

The playable chocolate record we made back in 2011 featured on @richardosman House Of Games. And here it is… @foundtheband @SurfacePressure