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@Zhengmao_L @CrimeLdn I live in that building and the car belongs to the partner of someone in our Residents WhatsApp chat. The concierge has not lost his job.

@jonnoaldo @CrimeLdn Is there any evidence for this? Not questioning you I just wanna bring this story to the dinner table tonight

A guy crashed a Lamborghini car in North acton

@pidgleym @CrimeLdn Nope, the man is concierge at One West Point (North Acton), the car belongs to a resident and the concierge offered to “Valet park” it but took it on a joyride.

@CrimeLdn Another hire car🤪

@CrimeLdn @TheSun @DailyMail @dailystar @BBCNews @itvnews @Telegraph @thetimes @Telegraph @guardian @Channel4News @5_News @SkyNews @YahooNews @Independent @MetroUK

@CrimeLdn Our building is actually under fire from residents right now regarding amenities that were advertised as part of the lifestyle at AWOL but now we have to pay extra £££ to use them. Feel free to review AWOL here: share.google/og843LNysqB3Xs…

@NOWTV WHERE IS MATLOCK? #Matlock

@lovingcmila You’re missing one.

@Lloyd_Lauer14 @jamiemcln (I really hope you read and understood immediately that it was not serious… if not…. Oh boy 😬)

@jonnoaldo @jamiemcln Oh boy😬

someone explain to me why we can’t see any form of human existence from space? like surely there’s areas in earth that we’ve covered in concrete that are large enough to see from space

@Syraavibes I’m here to talk into the void and I’m more than okay with that.

People who get 0 likes and still keep posting are built different

Our Urban Mutts Hotels staff dogs; Minnie, Bruce and Tristan 🐶🐶🐶 #TheApprentice

@StephenMulhern I’d go all in. It’d be the most unhinged five minutes of television anyone’s ever seen, but we’d have fun while it lasted 🤣

If you were on a game show I was hosting… would you play it safe or go all in? I always find people’s tactics interesting!

@BEOMGYUSB0BA Minnie liked it 🙈🐶 (… I didn’t)

How did that dog bed win 😭😭 #TheApprentice

@fansvfavourites They didn’t feature anything I said… I promise I was lovely 🥹

these dog owners are kind of nasty cunts… #TheApprentice

This is my dog, Minnie. One of the pooch stars of tonight’s #TheApprentice. She’s the social media manager at Urban Mutts Dog Hotel in London. Come and see us 🩷

@MoonieNo5 @NOWTV I just came to Twitter to ask. It's still running in the US so no idea why they've stopped putting episodes on @NOWTV 😫 #Matlock

Hi @NOWTV - does anyone know why #Matlock S2 only has 8 episodes available? Not been any new ones for 3 weeks. Thanks.

@andrewthefong You wish you were a twig.

@jonnoaldo Ur a twig

@AdonisLifts the fuck? not even out in the UK yet... 28 minute to go.

Man 3am in Australia I stayed up until to get my hands on those new Gymshark Onyx hoodies and by 3:02am whilst in the last stages of checkout they all sold out. How fast are y’all man 🤯😩 missed out this drop… 🤞🤞 I get to cop the next. #gymshark #onyx

Ryan Sampson has RANGE. I didn’t even recognise him as Mr Collins for a good twenty seconds. I find that he improves anything he’s in. Amazing comedy. #TheOtherBennetSister @MrRyanSampson

I don’t get it… is Mary meant to be like hella ugly or something? Ella Bruccoleri has an incredibly interesting face but she isn’t in the slightest bit unappealing to the eye. #TheOtherBennetSister