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@neon_toilet @arrivamidlandsE Happened to us a couple of weeks ago. We just got off the bus. Dealt with the issue and got on the next one 10 mins later….no drama and no hold ups….🤷‍♂️

just asked our @arrivamidlandsE driver if we can pull over at the next stop for my 2 year old to do a super quick bush wee and he said no… But if she has an accident on the bus then your entire bus will be out of service???😂

@joeroganhq Oh yeah cos you have to be so talented in American sports! 🤔 if you tall as a kid, you play basketball, if your fat, you play baseball or a lineman in football, and if your an nutcase you play hockey!! Not pidgeon holes at all…..😂🤷‍♂️

Dana White: "Can’t stand soccer, I think is the least talented sport on earth. There’s a reason 3 year olds can play soccer."

@Yoda001 😂😂😂

So Oxford UK is to become a 15 minute city in August. Do people realise what a 15 minue City is?????? Do you realise they need a pass to leave it, even to go to work???? That they are fined if they go over the pass limit. They must have facial recognition cameras everywhere!!!!! Anyone on here from Oxford?????

@itsbighonkin It’s your job eh…

If tipping $2 on the latte someone made for you is breaking the bank might I suggest making it your fucking self

@anfieldforge And he’s now the greatest English goalkeeper ever…so what’s your point!? 🤷‍♂️

Jordan Pickford left Sunderland 9 years ago to join Everton thinking he was escaping mediocrity. Since then Sunderland have had back to back relegations, rebuilt the club, got promoted back to the Championship, won the play-offs to get back to the Premier League and qualified for Europe at the first attempt. Everton have spent most of that time flirting with relegation, getting points deductions and acting like finishing 14th is a successful season. He genuinely would’ve had a more successful career if he’d just stayed at Sunderland. That is peak Everton.

@PatsKam The ‘flavor’ you think European food is missing is just the shit load of fat that is in American food….

If you’re a European hating on American food… at least don’t be from England. Y’all know dang well y’all lack flavor 😭 & yes, I have been.

@omgsidewalks 😂😂😂

Honestly, I’m sick and tired of grown adults calling the climate crisis a hoax. It’s not even a debate, the science has been settled for decades. Your ignorance is not just embarrassing, it is actively destroying the planet and every living thing on it.

@Iskesullas Have a day off son…get a grip

I enjoy a sunny day as much as the next person but this type of heat in May is an indication of climate breakdown and the media are framing it in terms of 99s & people 'basking' at the seaside

@munclenny He wouldn’t get asked!! He’s shown his colours. Petulant little child!

Hope Maguire rejects the call

@Innocent849 Clown

Millwall finished 3rd on the log table with 83 points - Southampton finished 4th on the log table with 80 points - Middlesbrough finished 5th on the log table with 80 points - Hull City finished the league with 73 points sitting 6th Now guess who is back in the Premier League? Hull that finished 6th This play off should be scrapped sincerely because I don't see the reason why Millwall didn't qualify since they finished 3rd

@MartynDav33 @YIMBYkieran Oh no…..not my personal data!!! How will I ever survive……😬😬😬

@YIMBYkieran It's not free, the cost is your personal data.

Why do people hate the clubcard? You get cheaper prices and it’s free? Why do people despise it so much?

@Juxnv__ @Joseluis191227 Why does it need to be dark!? Weird

@Joseluis191227 Que haga el concierto a las 11pm entonces

Un concierto de día 😭😭, estoy llorando de la risa

@kola_wole_ Jesus l, there’s some clowns on here….*names a team*, except for ‘……….’!!! So not that team then!!! Christ!!! 😂😂😂😂

Is there any club whose entire starting XI made it to the World Cup or is it just Barcelona ?

@Psasalm @kola_wole_ So….not arsenal then.!!???😂

@kola_wole_ Arsenal Except Calafiori didn’t qualify

@JamesPGoddard90 @HarryMaguire93 What a scumbag you are…

@HarryMaguire93 Absolutely outrageous lad being replaced by Africans See even the England football team is being replaced Shocking. Stay strong Harry

I was confident I could of played a major part this summer for my country after the season I’ve had. I’ve been left shocked and gutted by the decision. I’ve loved nothing more than putting that shirt on and representing my country over the years. I wish the players, all the best this summer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@henrywinter I hope we never go behind in this tourney cos with the bench we are gonna have, it’s gonna be a struggle….😬😬😬

Dan Burn ahead of Harry Maguire is absolutely baffling. On grounds of form, experience, leadership, penalty-taking. Baffling.

@CraigHope_DM We better never go behind in Theo tournament cos we’ve got no bench at all…..

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England’s expected World Cup squad ⏳ FA announce from 945am

@kilokilokilo111 @JackPittBrooke 😂

@JackPittBrooke Wheres kobbie mainoo ? Dont see a world where he doesnt start, let alone doesnt make the final squad lol

Here's MY England squad. Who's in YOURS? nytimes.com/athletic/72899…

@Sabiaalbino @Mano37Beck It will this year! With the extra 16 teams there so many bad teams in it. All the top teams will coast through. The last round of group fixtures, which were so entertaining in Qatar will be so boring this year with all the big teams rotating their squads as they will be qualified

@Mano37Beck Vc tá contando que todas as favoritas passarão. Copa do mundo não é assim.

Brasil tá com um caminho difícil na Copa Passando em 1°: 16 avos - Holanda/Japão Oitavas - Senegal/Noruega/Equador/Costa do Marfim Quartas - Inglaterra Semis - Argentina/Portugal Final - França/Espanha Passando em 2°: 16 avos - Holanda/Japão Oitavas - México Quartas - França

@glxyskies @Jordan1977590 @BootsUK 😂😂😂😂