Jonny Εξηνταρις

@Pharrell God isn't real mate

@Paul62689665 @BenBLFC Very fair. I think the point is we should be raring to go at this stage of the season, and I’m considering watching Masterchef to save the heartache

@jonny_ex9 @BenBLFC Doesn’t feel huge to me, maybe it would if we were on th other side of the draw like Arsenal but let’s be honest we aren’t beating psg

Fuck knows what to expect tonight

I officially survived my stag do. Milano, it was a pleasure

@LFC Can he please fuck off?

Read Arne Slot's reaction to Liverpool's 1-1 draw with Tottenham Hotspur at Anfield on Sunday.

The time is now ladies and gentlemen. Let’s go Milano 🍕 🍺 🦌

Good news, going on a stag do this week. Bad news, it’s my stag do. #PrayForJonnyEx

@C_Hannan7 Shite lad that’s what

What are we

@LWaunfawr Thanks mate!

@jonny_ex9 Enjoy your last hurrah 🥳

@rambomcfc92 @Matt_Hutson Yes lad 🥰

Always read the bible on Sunday 🙏🏻 @Matt_Hutson

Great news about Ian Huntley

A list of things Rhys Carre is now faster than: Cheetah Peregrine falcon Formula 1 car MotoGP bike Lightning Bullet train Maglev train Greyhound Sailfish Black marlin Pronghorn antelope Racehorse Motorcycle Fighter jet Supersonic jet Rocket Space shuttle Speedboat Drag racing car Hypercar Ferrari Bugatti Koenigsegg Tennis serve Badminton smash Baseball pitch Ice hockey puck 100m sprinter Downhill skier Speed skater Track cyclist Luge sled Skeleton sled Bobsleigh Fiber optic internet 5G connection Supercomputer NVMe SSD GPU processor Fast charger Electric car acceleration Roller coaster Champagne cork popping Whip crack Domino chain falling Avalanche Tornado winds Meteor Solar flare Gamma ray burst Pulsar spin Black hole jet Comet near the sun Express train Sports bike Electric scooter Jet ski Racing yacht Drone Falcon dive Ostrich sprint Lion sprint Tiger sprint Wolf chase Fox dash Hare running Rabbit sprint Greyhound racing dog Horse gallop Motorboat Speed skater start Sprinter reaction Ping pong smash Cricket fast bowler American football pass Basketball fast break Skateboard downhill Mountain bike downhill Ski jump Snowmobile Zipline rider High-speed elevator Camera shutter Computer processor Stock market algorithm Instant message Email sending Microwave heating Popcorn popping Firework launch Rocket booster Jet engine Turbocharger spool Nitro dragster Police pursuit car Ambulance response Delivery drone Bullet train departure Race car pit stop Sports car launch control Electric scooter acceleration Hovercraft Hydrofoil boat Skimming stone Speedboat wake Storm gust River rapids Surfing wave Kite surfer Paraglider dive Skydiver freefall Jetpack flight Arrow shot from a bow Slingshot projectile Spinning top Bicycle sprint Relay baton pass Swimming sprint Dolphin swim Shark burst swim Tuna swimming Swordfish burst Jet plane takeoff Helicopter rotor spin Propeller plane dive Space probe slingshot Satellite orbit Meteor streak Lightning strike Thunder shockwave Cliff diver Parkour runner Freerunner jump Sprinter out of blocks Cyclist downhill Roller skater sprint Inline speed skater Henry Pollock mate.

@Max8LFC @LFCRetail @bhudson91 👀

Looking forward to this releasing next week @LFCRetail 🔴🐦‍🔥 That sweatshirt and the black top is a bit of me ❤️

@BenBLFC @piersmorgan Lad 😂😂😂

@piersmorgan Even your cat thinks your a cunt

BREAKING: My cat Dennis (named after Bergkamp) has predicted an Arsenal win today.

Some let off that 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

@p_williams_0151 @Livin_Liverpool Think this was my first game too!

@Livin_Liverpool The first game I can remember going as a kid was Forest in 1996 with my Dad and my cousin Mikey who are both sadly no longer here. I always remember that game it sticks in my mind back when we had a McDonald's at Anfield. I think the reds won 4-2. good old days..

Any memories of Nottingham Forest Vs Liverpool?

Their dad, Kinder will be buzzing

Happy St. Pancakes day one and all.

Please just one day without rain that’s all I ask.

@Jacgriff177 @WadeSAFC The handball in the 2nd half where it was looked at for 1 and a half seconds as an example.

@WadeSAFC You do realise we’ve had one penalty in the league this year, we get given fuck all

If it's a Sunderland defender on a Liverpool striker it's a penalty, I have no doubt about it.

Arsenal backed him through all these allegations by the way.