JONИY

does anyone else ever have such a big shit it falls apart as its being released into the world

im sorry but I used 2nu for drawing reference

I had an idea for an afterlife sort of thing where its like the inverse of reality coz dark matter or some bullshit excuse accidentally just came up wiv the upside down from stranger things so I punched a wall n now me knuckles hurt

@sadomastectomy cant be doing that lad

Injects my stupid infant son with heroin

if gta 5 doesnt fucking load im going to make my own fucking game get ready for no ball games the game before the fucking cartoon is even out

venom movie: overpopulation is a problem me dad: see i like when movies mention real problems coz it gets yer brain thinking

ive decided to begin my transition into being a woman my new name will be either ragatha or amanda

"it does not include the amp" yeah you've said mate

@cigarettesummer basshunter is a good example

This is the reason we have nostalgia for Y2K and 2016, the internet was a much more Swedish place

@MissSassbox that is the sickest story I've heard big up yer dad

watched my dad hit somebody in the head hard enough to crack this MF in two and the entire room gasped and went silent. my dad just told me at the time he was a "bad guy" and I never questioned it, I was like 5 or 6. never learned until years later that the creep was playing in my hair while we stood in line and my dad caught him but never said a word or got loud. just got active. he took the two pieces home, glued them together and used the ashtray for almost 20 years.

they should invent a school where teachers aren't pedophiles

why the fuck do people play gta to roleplay as pilots when there's only one airport one military base and two airfields

i would use ai to envision me post apocalyptic storys setting yk for like storyboarding or whatever but im scared chatgpt and the government will think im a terrorist for putting in prompts about destroying blackpool

@UKLabour hows about you give someone else a chance like me

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what do the mandem know about the nacertanije not a lot apparently

it all started with one sentence... "abc for gf" nine years strong ❤️

when i were a kid and i were playing gta 4 i were so buzzing that u could go on a date wiv michelle n i felt like the luckiest lad in lancashire but then she turned out to be an IAA agent and me little heart were broken

@CheetahP3t @monsteraqueen_ I dont have access to the internet

@monsteraqueen_ Name one thing stopping you from looking it up

MESSAGE FOR AMERICANS COMING OVER TO THE UK FOR ALL POINTS EAST!!!! Do NOT say “can I get uhhhh-” or “gimme a -” when you’re ordering food. British people don’t typically say this and it can come across really rude without you intending to be

in goal land 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 argen cheat er 🚫 🇦🇷 end of

he looks mid soil