Jonny Cohen

@HeungMin_Daddy Seeing as you lose every week do you want a trade?

@HeungMin_Daddy Fordham gets battered everywhere he goesss

Congratulations to the #IDF Nahal Brigade's newest soldiers, who finished their rigorous Beret March yesterday

@EdGray32 Well its a striking black. The pin in it looks excellent. What country are you going as?

@EdGray32 Well I have 2 green ones and I found a black one. That is a definitely a bold fashion statement. What're you dressing up for?

@EdGray32 If I only I was in Southampton! I have three!

@MiaB16 You come here, the weather is better

@MiaB16 I'd kill for a good dinner.

@mayalightman of course! Where are you staying/what're you doing here?

@mayalightman when do you come here?

Sold Hamsik for 28M and bought Jovetic for 20M, what a business student. Should probably get up though.

Gareth Bale. What a player.

You know you're in the army when you go to eat an oreo you found on the floor and instead of saying its grim, your friends demand a bit

Longest journey ever.

From the mountains in Israel, the English speakers in my unit are excitedly awaiting @EdGray32 's next snow update. #longliveed'ssnowdayys

So tomorrow I am staying on the base for half an hour as punishment for doing a poo when I was supposed to be standing in formation. Ooops.

First ever army ceremony today!... And the car won't start.

I got soul but I'm not a soldier.

@MiaB16 Just seen your tweet from earlier in the week when I started the army - too cute.

Fernando Torres just as you remember him.