Jonny D

"I too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable, I sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world." ~ Walt Whitman - Song of Myself 52

@KatieMiller gayyyy

This explains their multiple anti-Elon headlines this week. There’s always a motive which is why trust in Legacy Media is at record lows.

what the fucking fuck

ONE GUY LIT THE PALISADES ON FIRE So it wasn't climate change?? lmao no impossible

@IsaiahLCarter hard to keep track

@JonnyD That ain't a "her."

The most ideal body for Communism, honestly. A bitter, deranged, quadriplegic melanated freak who cannot move, walk, bathe or do much of anything on its own, yet receives plaudits from the State and their denizens for somehow overcoming the worst kind of Demiurgic oppression: being born in a useless body that wasn't even assigned right, and becoming its "authentic self" through sheer self-determination alone. Do you understand how fucking depraved that line of thinking is, ladies and gentlemen?

@IsaiahLCarter I legit forgot... seriously

@sircalebhammer refreshingly based

I feel good about the future of Xbox

@adamcarolla how is this even fucking real man

We have crossed the rubicon

@Rach4Patriarchy I was entertained by the prospect of The first lady of france having a dick... but that was just fun and games

Fix the fracture with people who want unlimited abortion, gun bans, open borders, white guilt/reparations, feminism, trans kids, socialism/cmmunism, and hate speech laws like the UK? Who is falling for this?

@ThePrimeagen based!

Wait, wtf... She is... Doing good things???

@Dexerto based!

Xbox CEO Asha Sharma says they need to "deepen their connection" with the community and retire features that don't align with their future plans "We will begin winding down Copilot on mobile and will stop development of Copilot on console"

@bumbadum14 most accurate thing I've ever heard about him

It’s kind of hilarious that spiritually Hasan never recovered from being a fat kid so he got on steroids and pretends to like socialism so he can smash egirl puss.

@ReviewsPossum I'm ashamed of my generation

Am I missing any? • Postmodern "deconstruction" of a genre that thinks it's more clever than it really is. • Everything is ironic because they're afraid attempts at sincerity will be seen as cheesy. • Bathos (when something serious happens but the drama is immediately undercut by a joke). • Fucked up moral lessons such as portraying selfishness as good. • Aversion to heteronormative romance. • Unlikable "strong female character" who talks down to everyone. • Fetishism masquerading as progressivism. • Villain is a thinly veiled stand-in for the writer's dad. • If it's a sequel, prequel, adaptation, or remake, then it's written less like a story set in that universe, and more like a metacommentary about the franchise where creative decisions are based not on what's natural or logical, but on audience expectations or the subversion thereof. • Protagonist was always perfect the way they are and they just had to learn to unleash themselves instead of improving or overcoming weaknesses. • "This is a good character because they're really powerful." • Conflating high stakes with high drama. • Soapboxing. • "It's sci-fi/fantasy, so it doesn't have to be consistent with its own internal logic or established rules!" ("space wizards" argument.) • "Who cares whether or not it makes sense! What matters is how it makes you feel!" Because these things are mutually exclusive somehow. • Female villain is only evil because of something a man did to her. • "The man-eating, soul-stealing, vampire rapist spider people are just misunderstood. Humans are the real monsters." • "Capitalism bad. Now here's a thing we included just so we could sell toys of it." • Pop cultural references. • "LOL drugs." • "Isn't it funny that we're drawing attention to this trope we're doing? We're so much smarter than those other shows and movies that do the same thing because at least we're self-aware!" • Ugly on purpose for no real purpose. • Snarky and irreverent protagonist who quips and has a witty retort for anything said to them. • Sexualizing women bad, sexualizing men good. • Safe-edginess that's just casual bigotry toward acceptable targets such as straight men, French people, American southerners, etc. • Old IP "reimagined" for the "modern audience". • Protagonist is a shameless self-insert. • "Humor" is "person I don't like dies." • "Muh realistic anxiety attack!" • Someone told them "write what you know" and what they know is coffee shops and porn. • Cute, child-like thing is evil. • "Traditionally heroic virtues are bad, actually." • "I may be a cannibal who burns down orphanages, but at least I'm not a racist!" • "Morality is subjective! Unless you disagree with my politics, in which case you're objectively evil!" • Thinks they can make a scene "emotional" by simply showing a character crying when they haven't done anything to earn that emotional moment. • Dialogue has a lot of "ums" and "yeeeahs". • Memes in the place of jokes. • "Creative" insults that are just swear words combined with other words, like "fuckstick", "shitballs", or "bitchmuffin". • Adult characters talk like teenagers. • Characters use internet slang in real life. • All male characters are stupid, evil, or both. • Baby talk combined with excessive profanity. • Male protagonist gets pushed aside for a female character. • All characters who oppose the protagonist (and therefore the writer's ideals since the protagonist is the writer) are strawmen because the writer cannot model other people's minds. • "Why tell a timeless story that will resonate with future generations when I can make it about my pet political gripe of the week?" • "How can I show that this character is unique and rebellious? I know! I'll give her blue hair and a side-shave!" • Sexual preferences/gender identity is a character's entire personality. • Stupid gotcha argument presented like it's profound wisdom and always goes unchallenged. • "It's a made-up story, so we can do whatever we want with our adaptation! Who cares about the author's intent or the reasons they wrote it how they did?" • Performative support for whatever happens to be the current political issue of the moment that no one will care about in five years.

@MorganGermani good lord I could not make something this flawlessly terrible if I tried

Wrong. THIS is what YouTube would look like if Microsoft made it.

@jessmachadoshow holy shit man

🚨 Massive Drop in Police Calls After Massachusetts Migrant Shelter Shutdown 🚨 A public record request shows the astounding strain on municipal resources at the hight of the Massachusetts migrant shelter crisis at one emergency hotel shelter in Taunton. Over 200 calls for police or fire response during a six month period in 2024 and only 7 calls to the same location for six months in 2026. The Healey Administration closed this shelter location in June of 2025 after it was used to house migrants for over two years.

@AISafetyMemes and he didn't even put any money in!!

It's SO fucked up that Brockman started a NONPROFIT, then converted it to a FOR-PROFIT (?!) and PERSONALLY extracted $29 billion Where's the outrage? A UCLA law expert called it "the theft of at least the millennium, and possibly all of human history." Dear journalists: raise hell over this. Stop obsessing over the petty drama between the billionaires involved instead of covering the staggering theft and holding the powerful accountable like old school investigative journalists would have. Make sure everyone knows. I don't always agree with @elonmusk but he's absolutely right about this one. That money doesn't belong to Brockman, it belongs to everyone.

yes.

@boneGPT 😂😂

@libsoftiktok massachusetts is so fucked up these days

BREAKING: Massachusetts Education Commissioner just published new radical LGBTQ policies for the public school system. We read through it so you don’t have to Bottom line: They want to trans your kids and they aren’t even hiding it HOMESCHOOL

a good one