Noah 🇵🇸🚬🐶

ALCOHOL IS A WEAPON AND CANNABIS HAS BEEN BASTARDIZED. TURN YOURSELF AWAY

I share my birthday with YourRAGE this is so fucking funny

The sex pistols are a bunch of nonces

Slam metal is so peak

every mushroom foraging guidebook: This is Woodland Pot Roast, a tasty little mushroom that adds a delightful flavour to soups and stews. Note that it is often mistaken for Satan’s Fistula, a mushroom that erases the last 9 generations of your family from God’s ledgers.

Tweeting from the Andromeda galaxy

Dissed Nietzsche and my ears started ringing, wat dat mean

Jazz Fusion might be my favourite.

AF LP4 was just a painfully mediocre LP3. I think LP3 did the more modern sound better, and LP4 just doesn't flesh out so well when it's the same bullshit different riffs.

Kid named prison industrial complex

I feel like a nerd all over again when I think about the time I stole a book from my highschool library and read it every chance I took. I still have it

If you met me while I was in my bad person era I am sorry

Have you watched project Hail Mary?

No, I'm not a leftist anymore.

I have reason to believe I was lobotomized.

The strive for constant stimulation.

#THELESSON #CREAMERNATION

FUCKKKKKK THERE'S A SCAR ON MY FINGERPRINT FUCKKKKKK THATS NOT GOOOOD

You are lucky to be privileged enough to not be into politics you fucking loser

I don't think anyone is surviving a job actually.

I didn't get this far to only make it this far!