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rey mysterio trying to avoid a powerbomb:

I met Ja Morant once. He shot me actually

ask the silverback gorilla & 5 black mambas if they want to be trapped in a mall with ME

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Thierry Henry losing his cool here over a devious little joke makes for glorious TV 🤣

Deep in my bones, I do not understand why the Great British Bake Off is in a tent.

We have a hall of fame post on our hands

Show me the lie.

No. Fuck tea.

Joachim Andersen’s Instagram messages after last night are an absolute horror-show. These people astound me. Imagine writing any of that to another human being.

I’m not sure there’s ever been a better plot twist in a song than finding out Charmaine De la Rosa was in fact only 14.

So Manchester University took an applicants £1k, rejected their application because they can’t make living costs, and didn’t give the money back. This applicant, a friend, then dies by suicide because of his absolute hopelessness of his situation. It’s absolutely scandalous.

@CoachDGibbs 27 counter and it ain’t close @LouloAndStitch

If you could only carry 1 passing concept, what would it be?

Dogshit - Very poor quality Bullshit - Not true Horseshit - Nonsense Apeshit - Rambunctious Batshit - Insane This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

Never saw heatwaves like this before the vaccine. Makes you wonder.

I’m keen to warn you about a scam which my lovely, kind mum so nearly fell for. It was incredibly believable. Someone pretends to be you but on a different number, contacts someone close to you and asks them to quickly pay a bill for you before you pay them back. Mum in green 👇🏼

50% of Roger Federer‘s name is “er”

Oh that translation isn’t good

I Photoshop paddington into a movie or TV show until I forget: Day 466