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@FAFO_TV Why’d it stop right before the porta-potty?

@RealJamesWoods For starters, why the mask?

This is not simply negligence. This is criminal negligence. The DEI vermin responsible for this travesty must be indicted for a catastrophic failure of unimaginable magnitude.

@CTOTHELOS77 Springfield. Aww, cmon. Just having a little fun.

Which city has the worst Sandwich?

@TPostMillennial Chynah.

Police unmask Gaza protestor at UCLA

@TJ_Pittinger Bring him to Miami, send Tua and a potential ridiculous contract out of town.

Back to back weeks where the best interview in sports features Jameis Winston. This is phenomenal. 😂

The #cultofTua is out of control. Tua’s value is getting production at his current paypoint. You pay him elite money, you’re out of your mind.

Not worth it. Sorry Tua cult members. #cultoftua

@elonmusk See Boss Tweed and Tamaney Hall. You can even find a depiction in the movie Gangs of New York. Same playbook.

In the “bet-you-didn’t-know” category, Homeland Security Secretary Mayorkas issued written guidance making it clear that: 1. Illegal presence alone is not grounds for deportation. 2. Criminal charges, convictions or gang membership alone are not enough for deportation. You basically have to be a convicted axe murderer to be deported! That’s because every deportation is a lost vote.

@EliteMarino The #cultoftua will surely come in here and start ripping everyone for their blasphemy.

A disasterclass on live television:

@tedfrank Also, do the speed limit and stop driving in the left lane. Miami, I’m looking at all of you.

You do not have a first amendment right to block the roadway. In fact, drivers inconvenienced by such illegal action have a civil cause of action for public nuisance against the people and organizations conspiring to block the roadway. If you were trapped in your car, you have a false imprisonment tort claim, too. You may wish to consult an attorney. My nonprofit public interest law firm, @hamlinclaw, has been speaking up about people’s rights and ability to use the civil justice system to stop this.

@bennyjohnson We’re a democracy? Recite the Pledge of Allegiance and stop the second you say the word “democracy”. I’ll wait.

Nikki Haley got torched by a voter at Chick-Fil-A for wasting millions of dollars on a campaign she will not win 🤣

@OmarKelly No offense but the guy is only 5’2”

The Dolphins need a Jarvis Landry at slot. Maybe not today’s Jarvis Landry, but a tough SOB who eats open zones. Braxton Berrios was a disappointment IMO.

But your vaccine status…ah, how quickly we forget.

@ThatPolishguyi1 @shirry23 @moonbuggy36 @MikeC55937737 You’re a polish guy. In the UK. Seems like you’re way out of your league on this one.

@shirry23 @moonbuggy36 @MikeC55937737 The fact that you call Biden a Communist makes me want to scream. You Americans really are spoiled when you call a man who actually cares about people a 'Communist'. I'd have you know, that we Poles very much know what Communism is and we know that Joe ain't one of them.

America is back.

I live there. It’s true and very suspicious. Snipes has ties to Wasserman Schultz and Hillary Clinton. Shalala too.

Stop relying on the government. There are no saviors. Only leaders. It’s up to each one of us. twitter.com/garysheffield/…

And Barry Bonds should be in the hall of fame no question. Steroids doesn’t make you a better hitter. Doesn’t give you better hand eye coordination or study pitchers’ tendencies inside out. Steroids only enhances what’s already there and allows your body to recover quickly.

Huh? It’s his constitutional right to fire Mueller. If anything, not firing him shows considerable restraint. Or impatience. Or patience. twitter.com/tedlieu/status…

#FakeNews lol twitter.com/nytimes/status…

“...and I would probably have a good relationship...” doesn’t require an if. Not qualifying a conditional. Careful, your bias is showing. twitter.com/waltshaub/stat…