Jon “ThunderGun” McGillicuddy

they’re trying to silence me

Apple is in bed with big alarm clock

netanyahu filled my feed with bull terriers and hood fight clips so I wouldn’t study for exams

@KittyCatBurner UMD is so JEWISH

broooo.. this is so badass, cigars with my DEI boys at the tailgate. Naurrrr my Maryrand Terreprins #phidelt #touse

i have to be high or drunk or else i start acting like aj soprano

PLEASE take this niggas keys 😭

the peanut table kids grew up and ruined texas roadhouse for normal people

the gay little monkey from the apple store died in Ukraine

SHE AYA ON MY TOLLAH TILL I KHOMEINI

She aya on my tollah till I khamenei

*Being complimentary to a receiver* Kid’s a Ferrari, hips are buttery smooth, fast ballerina feet, cat-like reflexes *Being complimentary to a D-lineman* This guy’s an absolute fuckin’ mental-patient schizo murderer criminal psycho killer chimpanzee rape beast lunatic

any harley riders out there know how to lower a bike? im 5’4 and usually need my pig wife to help me up. I fall over at most red lights cause my feet can’t touch. tried platform boots but some kids followed me home and sprayed “fag boots” on my garage door. also i’m bald

There’s nothing refined or aristocratic about me, I am coarse and raw, I like vulgar sluts and cheap alcohol, my friends are beggars and thieves, I never close my window, and I don’t know how to drive a car.

The best part of the night is finding the room where the circuit breaker is

What the fuck are you dorks talking about

babe wake up trump cured cancer

This is Hey Jude for wiggers. RIP to the King

@katie_dey Smoke a job hippie

every substance has been smoked at this point . we ran out of stuff to smoke . we gotta start smoking concepts . we gotta start smoking abstract ideas

I be. in the club FARTIN 😂

surely a horrible omen