jonny wiles

yes here’s a much more professional announcement courtesy of broken sleep- feel free to disregard my last

i'm running/crawling the @LLHalf half marathon in april in aid of @macmillancancer times is hard, but if you've got a couple of quid to spare for this amazing charity, i'd be immensely grateful! justgiving.com/page/jonnylond…

@fdcox you always were a consummate professional!

@jonnywiles I was making a self-tape this morning too. I’m happy to report I got my age right. 😂

self taping going well this morning

the pose of a man with “a primitive hut of a mind,” according to @FinlayGStroud

@BeckyOwenFisher well yes of course i know that NOW

@jonnywiles Fascinating. Always had cacti down as more of a tea kinda plant

Killed a succulent this week. How? I mean really.

left me superdrug card in my copy of shakespeare's sonnets again didn't i

greek editions x 4!

i'm renewing my efforts to acquire as many different editions of jane austen's "persuasion" as i can this year- i'm aiming to get to 250 by 2025: one for every year since austen's birth if you have links to any esoteric/foreign language editions, you *must* send them to me!

status as beautiful butterfly: pending

music twitter: what's the opposite of "perdendosi" at the end of a piece? is there a comparable word for a sudden or particularly "pronounced" conclusion? asking for a me.

o ye of little faith

he’s being a right sarky bastard this evening

my chemical authurian romance

he’s learned this silly trick and he thinks it’s going to earn him a cornetto

daft lad

‘ot run today for @UKSepsisTrust ! #runandrideforguy

are any splendid classics nerds still on twitter who could help me out with a super literal translation of a few lines of ovid? met. xi.694-708 specifically!

his job was just Beach

he’s going to a costume party tomorrow