Jonathan Polliser

120 posts

Jonathan Polliser

@jonpolliser

Devoted fan, gifted hater, bad comedian

Katılım Nisan 2026

257 Takip Edilen7 Takipçiler

Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·13h

It's wild how some people make you a part of their narrative and meanwhile you're just some guy

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@jonpolliser @stallion_1333 @fleshsimulator “You’re having a psychotic break”, says the dude making multiple burners and having a psychotic break. I think you gotta log off lil bro

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·15h

@RealestMemes_ cum drinkers unite

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RealestMemes@RealestMemes_·1d

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·15h

@c0ck_l3snar I always thought it was buttcheeks penis disorder, thanks for clearing that up

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Cuck Liddell@c0ck_l3snar·16h

BPD stands for beautiful penis disorder

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·15h

@elonmusk To do list: - Try and convince the public I'm not a nazi pig

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·16h

The fact that I wasn’t funded by the SPLC proves I’m not a Nazi

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·15h

If you work 60 hours from Monday-Friday it is perfectly okay to just stay up for the entire weekend, don't let the haters stop you

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·16h

You ever try to relax but suddenly just become aware of everything instead

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·16h

thinking about going back to school to get my master's degree but there aren't a lot of jobs in the field of farting shitting and pooping

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·16h

@unafurracansada @MateriaMundi Alright, maybe take some deep breaths and try to ground yourself. Feel better.

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buddhaphomette 🜍@unafurracansada·16h

@jonpolliser @MateriaMundi Yes i just took my meds :D

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Materia Mundi@MateriaMundi·17h

This is the part of the game I hate the most.

Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser

@fleshsimulator I think you’re having a psychotic break, brother. I’m just a guy. Hope you snap out of it!

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·16h

@unafurracansada @MateriaMundi are you okay?

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buddhaphomette 🜍@unafurracansada·16h

@jonpolliser @MateriaMundi have a nice day

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·18h

@BrittanyXVenti be the change you want to see in the world

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Weekend Enjoyer Brittany Venti@BrittanyXVenti·1d

MAKE THE INTERNET FUN AGAIN

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·19h

@captive_dreamer One of the saddest, most pathetic posts I could imagine after midnight on a Friday night

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captive dreamer@captive_dreamer·21h

When antifa came after me they attacked me as hard as they could. When I told them to fuck themselves they went after my family. What did they think would happen? I hate them now more than could be humanly possible. I'll take it to the grave.

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·19h

When you're trapped in the middle of nowhere three weeks per month for work you start doing things like asking yourself if the dumbest show in the history of television might just be worth watching

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·19h

@thethirdnuke @stallion_1333 @fleshsimulator ❤️

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jakob pussyclat@thethirdnuke·19h

@jonpolliser @stallion_1333 @fleshsimulator We know

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Flesh Simulator@fleshsimulator·1d

Do you think you can gaslight me?

Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser

@fleshsimulator I think you’re having a psychotic break, brother. I’m just a guy. Hope you snap out of it!

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·19h

@thethirdnuke @stallion_1333 @fleshsimulator All I long for is your approval

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jakob pussyclat@thethirdnuke·19h

@jonpolliser @stallion_1333 @fleshsimulator one more reply bro you're almost there

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·20h

@b0rn2pay the only way out is through

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DM@b0rn2pay·22h

Lowkey how do you move on from guilt

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·20h

@TrueSeerRev2025 Man, the internet is full of horrors

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Buddha Mashiach@TrueSeerRev2025·20h

@jonpolliser Yeah bitch

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Buddha Mashiach@TrueSeerRev2025·20h

What a pussy omfg😂😂 Jeff the killer is going to touch you when you sleep tonight

Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser

The whole reason I'm here is to fire off bits and have a laugh while I'm working remotely in the middle of nowhere, but even after a couple of days I can tell there is some bad energy going on, like someone's gonna end up wearing my skin as a mask.

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·20h

I don't want to be mean, but this Dana Carvey/David Spade podcast is like losing your erection during sex

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Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser·20h

@royalpleb67 @fleshsimulator Weird assumption to make about anybody, but I'll keep it in mind

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Royal Pleb@royalpleb67·20h

@jonpolliser @fleshsimulator You look like the kind of guy who would do that

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Flesh Simulator@fleshsimulator·1d

You posted a picture of her and called her a chink kike bitch and threatened to rape her

Jonathan Polliser@jonpolliser

@fleshsimulator guy who hasn’t peeled himself away from battling on the everything app for a month in a room of bottled piss in front of a conspiracy cork-board: “my wife left me for some reason!”

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@RealestMemes_ @c0ck_l3snar @elonmusk @unafurracansada @MateriaMundi @BrittanyXVenti @captive_dreamer @BarackObama