Jonathan Wheatley 🐐

Formula 1 has officially decided on the next set of engine regs. The cars will be run on sustainable food waste, and the drivers will need to empty the nearest bin to refuel at every pit stop. #F1

Reports are emerging that Adrian Newey’s blueprints for the Aston Martin AMR26 were mixed up with the designs for a child’s ride-on version. It’s not known how badly this affected the car’s design, but the ride-on toy recently broke the track record at Peppa Pig World. #formula1

Where will you be watching tomorrow’s battery harvesting session from? #f1 #japan

Presented without any further necessary comment.

I remember accidentally leaving the green M&M’s in Max Verstappen’s bowl in Singapore. I wasn’t allowed back in the motorhome until we got to Austin. #formula1 #japangp

I always preferred green to silver anyway.

@AutomotiveTales Yeah sorry. “Flying” was a bit of a stretch.

@jonwheatleyrb1 Brutal sir! 🤣

FP2 had to be delayed for a short time due to reports of a magnitude 2 earthquake. Turns out that it was just an Aston Martin on a flying lap. #Formula1 #AustralianGP

The new F1 regs mean that to generate power on the straights, the cars have to go into corners slower ON A FLYING LAP. So basically anyone could be cable of driving an F1 car with these regs, I might go and apply for a super license. #AustralianGP

@autosport Apparently the person heading up the Honda operation is the little known Italian Christiano Hornerini.

Adrian Newey and Aston Martin only found out in November that Honda re-entered F1 with only 30% of their original team 👀

Wait for the end. It’s glorious.

@ScuderTina @27villeneuve would probably still try and take Eau Rouge flat out..

Spa is so poetic under the snow ❄️

@MattP1Gallagher Top banter

2026 has arrived. Ferrari it’s time to make this year, actually our year

Has Ronnie Wood been on the sauce? #hootenanny

This is the way to see in the new year @JeremyClarkson

I wondered what Valtteri Bottas was up to in the off-season.

I dare you to try and read page 46 of @tedkravitz excellent autobiography without thinking of Team America, World Police. (If you know, you know….)

@MercedesAMGF1 Obviously..

Let us know how you get on… 😉