Jonathan Abourbih

@ByrneBook Sorry to hear this man.

@mistertigger I can send you some if you want. DM me.

@bobbert_ Intersectionality is alive in our community and I’m here for it.

@mistertigger I mean, just think of what that burger is doing to your insides and it’s almost the same thing

@mistertigger You lost my attention at “I got sucked”

@niklasRen And the germs flying around your kitchen!

I had no idea that sourdough bread is literally just flour and water.

@bobbert_ I’m just sharing in your joy.

@bobbert_ I got today’s on the first go too!

@mistertigger Any type?

@robbyrussell Is this your “secretly Canadian” coming out post?

I will die on the YYYY-MM-DD hill. My ghost will haunt you, whispering "year-first" when you least expect it.

@chip11599 Surprisingly I know someone who narrowly avoided fate that day. Incredible how many lives were touched.

Honestly I have never felt this bad.

Learning I might be lactose intolerant on 23 Dec after a cheese board is not the one.

@travelling_wolf Average consumption is 19 pies per person

In December, mincemeat is the main source of dietary fibre for 60% of British people.

Minute Cryptic - 14 December 2024 "Iron crumpled shirt, removing its fourth kink" (6) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 under par minutecryptic.com/?utm_source=sh… 😏

@scyrene Like the goddamn desert

@jonzo1 Just today? 😏

Why am I so thirsty today?

Physio wants me to try a jog over the next week or so. I’m not sure I’m prepared for this.

Jasper is so unusually cuddly this morning. In unrelated information, look at the size of his schnoz.

Minute Cryptic - 4 December 2024 "Followed members of staff at Home Depot" (8) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 3 under par minutecryptic.com/?utm_source=sh…