lia

by the way in case it wasn't obvious enough i don't think he ended up fucking anyone at all

i'm back in beijing after 5 years and lost in memory. 5 years ago, my 5'7" ex said: "i am ALWAYS above average. i cannot accept being below average, and the average age for a guy to lose his virginity is 17. so if we don't fuck now, i'll just go fuck someone else!" #growth #nice

TEXTURES 🤌🤌 and how to paint them! :) A thread ⬇️

day in the SWE life me: i can make a custom searchable component— PM: oh no, no custom components me: —or we forgo search— PM: oh no but i like search… me: —or i can do it in a pop out panel instead PM: oh no i don’t like how panels look me: PMs: me: those are the only options

the way my entire house just screamed because of all the phones inside of it was primal

me today in my demo with 5 senior PMs and 2 dev IIs showing them my dinky little webpage

pickleball: 1 joolia: 0 back on the KT tape life 🍌 dude i was running after the ball and accidentally STEPPED ON IT and then rolled right off onto my ankle

Imperium Vandal & Finisher Showcase #VALORANT

woke up at 430am keeled over in the fetal position and thought it was cramps but turned out i just had to poop #woman

good vibes all around ✌️

@al_zhong i see the bricks where’s the data

the databricks logo used in their 2013 Series A pitch deck 🔥

ITS FUCKIN HAWT!!!!! (in gordon ramsay’s voice)

bunny with flower hat

update: did not get a curvy monitor >:

asking my HR people to send me one of those long curvy monitors for work 🤞🏻 looking forward to having 5 screens open at the same time

could be us

i need her

me & bf