Alan Sparkes

@EpicGames #Fortnite ux is sooooo bad. You may be back online and 'operational' but server queues x 8m repeating doesn't really seem operational

@RishiSunak Utter crap lies

Labour: ❌ Ban new oil and gas licences ❌ Rely 100% on imports ❌ Protect Russian jobs ❌ Risk UK security Conservatives: ✅ Back new oil and gas licences ✅ Power more of Britain from Britain ✅ Protect British jobs ✅ Strengthen UK security thesun.co.uk/news/politics/…

We are at the 'drag a little rectangle around the page to make sure all the spacing is even' stage of design again

The University of Kyoto in Japan allows students to wear anything they want for their Graduation ceremony. This is the way.

@SawaynHollie hey @BBCNews & @Twitter - I'll let you guys figure this out

@kirkbrandon Get well soon. Sorry I missed the Brighton show

Kirk out of hospital & starting his recovery. Direct communication from Kirk himself in the coming days. Thank you all for your ongoing support and once again join us in thanking our magnificent NHS, without these wonderful Men and Women this would be a very different update...

@RishiSunak #arsling

The UK is home to 4 of the top 10 global universities – second highest in the world according to QS rankings. That means we home-grow some of the best talent, making the UK one of the best places in the world to start, grow and invest in tech businesses.

@HMRCcustomers Specific. Got thru yesterday only to be put on hold and cut off. I wonder if it's the staff at home on mobiles leading to cut off? It's simply unbearable trying to speak to HMRC. Let one review panels who don't even have a phone number

@joomkit Hi Alan. I'm sorry you are having trouble getting through. Can I ask which department you are trying to contact and generally what the query is regarding? James

@HMRCcustomers is closing for the day now and will be back at 8am tomorrow. Any missed tweets will be answered then.

@huntaround It's better for the planet.....

I'm sorry, what??

@RishiSunak And approve resignation peerages for the clown - and get some sad photo ops and basically make fook all difference to kids in schools or nurses and doctors working conditions. You're not even elected. It's like you can out a Lego banking kit

Whether in Westminster or Washington, I'm focused on your priorities. This week we took action to: ✅ Cut waiting lists ✅ Grow the economy ✅ Stop the boats Here's how 👇

@MentalMackem45 @RishiSunak euvsdisinfo.eu/report/the-wes…

@RishiSunak I don't know how true this is - but surely you should be investigating this to see if there is any truth in it? Or are you complicit in the whole thing? twitter.com/i/status/16677…

@HMRCcustomers Self assessment and Vat departments.

@RishiSunak @POTUS Is the ink dry? Despicable behaviour with @BorisJohnson resignation honours list. You truly are an odious man

Today, @POTUS and I have agreed a new economic partnership for a new age. When the United States and the United Kingdom stand together, the world is a safer, better, and more prosperous place. That’s why ours is the indispensable alliance 🇬🇧🇺🇸

@nystudio107 do craft scripts still work on craft 4?

@iPhoneinCanada I'd settle for it not crashing every 5m. That would help me write and read email

Readdle Debuts Spark Email Powered by ChatGPT iphoneincanada.ca/2023/05/23/rea…

@RishiSunak Given the recent 5m investment in your rejection campaign and your enormous talent can you explain and find a solution to this? Surprised you haven't started a food bank startup theguardian.com/politics/2023/…

@kirkbrandon I believe in the Kirk world

Just saw this and decided to re post it. I didn’t always look like a burnt out wreck…