jordankgraff

rebooting… threads.net/t/CuVolwMtNv2/…

imagine the chaos before isaac newton discovered gravity

@MrMightyMyles You too!

@jordankgraff Happy birthday

@SauloBenigno @ActionMovieKid Reelsmart motion blur, it’s a motion blur plug-in

@ActionMovieKid RSMB?

@noamkroll as of 2018 all new vechicles in the U.S. require backup cameras

PSA: Always bring a backup camera to set. I was once directing a commercial and our main cam went down about an hour before wrap. If I didn’t have my emergency Blackmagic in the trunk, we never would have finished the day. Haven’t gone to a single shoot since without it.

@itsmeimBee …it back?

Hellooooo everyone….now say it back. :)

oof i keep accidentally writing 2022 still

but how did the alphabet get alphabetized

the mailbox paradox: only the most important and least important documents will be received, there is no middle ground

@itsmeimBee can you propagate house cats like house plants?

@jordankgraff You should probably start by getting a cat.

@itsmeimBee 🙀

@jordankgraff No sir. That’s a stream deck.

Any of my friends here have a steam deck?

@itsmeimBee sure but when someone bust out the cake there’s no coordination needed to decide which to sing

@jordankgraff But we don’t you silly goose

how do we only have like one happy birthday song?

you’re so vain you probably think this tweet is about you

the audacity that there is more than one “best dad in the world” mug

is it more suspicious or less suspicious when someone emphasizes something as purely hypothetical

stanley kubrick faked the moon landing but insisted they shoot on location

clint eastwood has been an old man my whole life

do sharks eat mermaids?