jordan

Ace saying he’s 5’10….. please brother #loveislandsusa

@maggiekadler poor beth

@maggiekadler omfg was it clayton😂

Looking back on it. The 5 minutes to get ready to play may be one of the most insane suggestions in sports history.

@paigeytieken are they in sports mode at least?😳

the guy fixing the various issues w our house in currently climbing up on to our roof with crocs on

Two Rules for this heat.... 1. Drink lots of water. 2. Watch how you talk to me.

would pay a large amount of money for a dvd with all of the funniest moments of my life

@paigeytieken as an ex-chemistry major, at least 6🥴

how many crystals do i have to stuff in my bra for my chemistry final in order to pass this class? lmk...

@paigeytieken there’s no way this show isn’t gonna be good😎

i’m so sorry but i will probably never shut up ab seb as fucking tommy lee

my “it is what it is” mentality has gotten out of control

i ain’t never been this ready for summer in my life😭😭😭

College students do not deserve a ticket for parking at a school they pay tuition for.

lemonade absolutely slaps. top tier beverage

self accountability is important. knowing what I need to work on and ACTUALLY putting forth the effort to work on it.

my kids mess up one Frank Ocean lyric they not eating