Austin “Action” Jackson

Tori Vega is so fucking hot

Uptown funk is an ELITE bar song

Drinking. I love it.

Shake dat ass for me

@mooressherrone I have reason to believe I had a chance when she was at my school

@jordanpoolers Same

Going abroad really kept me from hooking up with charli damelio

3 weeks.

Favorite day of the year.

Riley and Tork both have swings with such effortless power sometimes. Reminds you why they were top 5 prospects in baseball

If I tanked all year in my dynasty league for love to end up on the cardinals, I will be beside myself.

I would’ve gone to Bo Callahans birthday party. Sounds like a fuckin blast

Gonna start treating every week like a 7 game series

I think walks are my new thing

@DubzBob Your lack of quit is the most impressive thing I’ve ever been around

Getting hammered with my anthropology professor, let’s have a day

I have a big time self control issue.

@DubzBob No matter what happens at the club, it ends up with listening to country until it’s a screwed up time

I tried to get a girl at the table next to us to go talk to @jordanpoolers , and she said, "why can't I talk to you?" And then I got scared and then I said "Because I'm gay." And then I left and then I listened to country music until 6am

I’m sure this presentation I have is about to go great

@DubzBob afters never fail me. Fuck I feel like shit

Yes I am a Jim Harbaugh disciple.

Thinking about how old I’m getting.