Jordan Watton
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@DumbCryptoSlug does you wife know about the sexual content you’re posting online? i’m calling her to get you off the computer.
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@DumbCryptoSlug the first step is admitting you have a problem and that you want to change
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@zburko @PaulFMcNamee @mikeclaytongolf @DumbCryptoSlug paul. you are a prisoner of the moment. i have instructions on how to escape if you will listen to me carefully.
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@PaulFMcNamee @mikeclaytongolf as fantastic as it was it is so painfully obvious we will see the likes of it again @DumbCryptoSlug @jordanwatton
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@DumbCryptoSlug you’ve got to look at the positive side of things ☺️
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@DumbCryptoSlug nature does not heal. the universe favours chaos, destruction. everything moves towards entropy.
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some guy sandwiched lost 31 sol out of a 56 sol buy on $billy lol
in any case #billthewick 🐶

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gotta love this guy
LOFOH (BOOGIEMAN) 🍞@BreadGiver
There is a man who created a Foresty Wizard who spins. Who overnight became a dev. Failed to launch on pump fun 4 times because he had 0$ in his wallet with an attempt to purchase 80 sol at launch. Then today tried to change the name of the token by launching it 6 times in a row thinking that would work. The autism lore here is unprecedented. 100M IS FUD 🫵🧙♂️ #Tibúrcio
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current bag :
Main
$bzone - phrase of the moment (might look into $lockin as well)
#tiburcio - dev is a based artist, millions of followers
$hoppy - pre $pepe furie character
Other
$carl the tiny cute hedgehog
$incel cos i'll always think its funny lukas was forced to be dev

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@DumbCryptoSlug goo man - you are talented, smart and handsome. trends follow trendsetters - of which you are one of the best. i will follow you anywhere goo man. wb.
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@DumbCryptoSlug @slugpoasts @blknoiz06 even the king knows he is an imposter in the role he was supposedly divined to. the jokers talents are truly god given. destiny fulfilled.
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@slugpoasts @blknoiz06 The jester commonly played an important but dangerous role in being the only person able to point out the kings flaws (satirically)
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@Jimmytheshiv90 @1capplegate stay humble and stay hungry jim. lots of love.
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Also a big shout out to @1capplegate and @jordanwatton two of my biggest crypto mentors!!
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Big shout out to the smartest slug I know @DumbCryptoSlug thank you for the amazing give away I'm gonna get this etched, framed and placed in my slug farm!
Also congrats to the daicos brothers for making the all Australian team!
#LinkedIn #crosspost #antifa

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@Jimmytheshiv90 @DumbCryptoSlug Jim the shiv is part of the corrupt Frederick st NFT syndicate. Do not support.
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@DumbCryptoSlug @pierre_crypt0 woke up this morning, got yourself a val-yum. mama always said you’d be the chosen one.
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@pierre_crypt0 always reminds me of backpacking mexico, multiple 20 hour bustrips. 10 hours straight of sopranos into a nice valium nap, waking up somewhere new and amazing. srs nostalgia anytime someone says they starting to watch
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@DumbCryptoSlug @Jimmytheshiv90 @TheMingician @qscynft @Patrick85922623 @Harryprice90 really wrong of you to do this to one of your day 1 followers
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Ok results are in!!!!! enjoy your dogshit fellas and ladies
1. @Jimmytheshiv90
2. @TheMingician
3. @qscynft
4. @Patrick85922623
5. @Harryprice90
dm eth addresses for your prizes! except jimmy i'll use your eth address unless notified.

googoo@DumbCryptoSlug
Ok guys, it is time , 200 followers hit, even with the elon shadowban. I have some seriously dogshit nfts to giveaway. there will be 5 winners! (obv like/follow/rt to be eligible) draw in 1 week, more details to come
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