Jords

@drew_stacey1 It is in Sudbury.

@alexa_martin16 Say it to her face alexia

To the lady that leaves her yappy dog outside for hours at the crack of dawn every weekend, go fuck yourself

@mackcarno Crazy how divided everyone’s become.

I fuckin hate when I forget to set my alarm but still wake up on time for work..🙄

@mackcarno Most regular people I know that drink Red Bull on the regular are fucking crazy.

@xox_chlo @ventvrz I’m usually just bustin your nuggets bro.

@ventvrz Honestly you’re not wrong. Doesn’t matter what’s going on or if your opinion is right or wrong. But if your opinion doesn’t match popular opinion then you’re basically fucked lol.

@kevinCasc Seriously. This town is too small to pull it off haha.

To the people who’s “personal” social media accounts are more scripted than the bachelor: you ain’t foolin anyone

@kevinCasc Careful, this is the kind of shit that puts you in a really awkward position if anything ever went wrong and she needs to raise $20000 for a vet bill lol.

It honestly blows my mind that my girlfriend’s ex boyfriends were never as in love with her dog as I am? Like I love that dog more than anything and would cut off my right arm to make sure she was safe and happy. Today I put a blanket on her while she napped cuz she looked cold🥶

Every day I’m almost late for work cause I have too many fucking cats to pet in the morning.

@CHEFSAYMYNAME Yes

Should I give away some free HARD Summer tickets? 🤔🔥

@xox_chlo We used to spit on your fries

@sxtvnx Till a neighbourhood cat rips one a part.

@xox_chlo I’m pretty sure GOAT was from the 80’s though and just repopularized in recent years.

@G_e_r_g_o @Gatorade You’re not hungover

@JMBryton Well the not taking a knee thing had to do with his brother being in the military and his team was ok with that.. I don’t know about the video game thing though lol

Meyers Leonard did this and then used an anti-Semitic slur on a COD livestream. That “I didn’t know what I was saying/doing was so hurtful” excuse aint gonna fly. Fuck him.

@drunkmufasa_ @VEGGIISTICKS Literally

@VEGGIISTICKS @jordipus