jords

20 consecutive weeks of posting long form promised myself id do the whole year and see what happens. it has been really rewarding and quite difficult; which i think is an ideal combo for anything worth pursuing ty to everyone who has been supporting/reading/liking. the best things in life are free, and one of them is subscribing to jords substack so it goes to your email each week ily jords.life

how can i bet my charizard on france this is satoshis vision

@LeVraiFlawks just built my own dashboard w claude that pulls all my shit to one place from exchanges / wallets n ibkr but also my positions are pretty solid so can just manually enter if cbf

@jords is this a portfolio app where you put all your assets. or just a bank app ?

simple breakdown of the jords portfolio (excluding some things)

are the robinhood ppl still winning or has all their money been bridged back to solana

it's beautiful

@LeVraiFlawks allons-y

@jords thats my boi right here

not too much of a gambling man but just put $1.2k on france to win tonight on hyperliquid fk spain

@jords Duality of man

my plan is to be much richer next year by not losing all my money trying to get rich tomorrow

if (when) i win, the proceeds will go into buying hype

gambling going up and literacy going down can't be a good thing for society but it is good for our bags

my bags look good here

bitcoin gud

it's important to note that it's worth mentioning, that being said it's not just elevation, it's a game-changer unprecedented, it's clear that--you can't write overall in the ever evolving landscape of, it's a testament to. it's just this dressed up as this but what is this? -it's this -but this -and this too hope you enjoyed--reading

polymarket's entire marketing plan is to post fake news n make ppl mad for views i hate it so much and i hate it even more that it works

@ApedLongs what about my brown gold ser

Generational bear trap on $SILVER Gas it

@shivst3r we

I spent like $800 on a standing desk only to use it like 3 times a year.

kinda sick tbh

as soon as we have gone high enough for ppl to forget about saylor then we will accelerate

@ThePumponomics mental stuff mate, did not see this one coming may the odds forever be in your favour

i top blasted $2.4m of fartcoin (down ~12% rn). screenshot attached. some context, i spent all of 2025 convinced meme mindshare had topped. recent events made me reassess that. i kept coming back to the same question. why does retail buy crypto? every cycle the answer is the same: as a lottery ticket. a shot at turning $1k into $100k in a month. and in a bull run, memes pay out on that bet more often than the actual lottery does but i have zero experience hunting new memes at $500k market cap and zero edge doing it. i'm too old and lazy for the trenches and i like being concentrated in a few charts i can actually watch. so if i wanted meme exposure the criteria became: timeless, universally funny, tied to nothing that can go stale. fartcoin fit that well. everyone farts. a 10 year old laughs at it and so does my mother. it spent stretches of 2025 leading risk sentiment through fomc meetings while triggering every tradfi account on this app. it topped at $2.5b, a fraction of what the big dogs hit in 2021, and it's only one cycle old, so the lower highs death spiral that kills most alts hasn't had a chance to form. this is a long term play. no, i don't know where it bottoms, i could be underwater for a long time waiting for risk on season. that's okay, im good with my entry. i started buying down 92% from the high with a bullish divergence printing on the weekly rsi. the divergence alone is a coin flip, but it did make me feel better about hitting the buy button. the underrated part: buying a meme lets me turn my brain off. no roadmap to track, no team to lose faith in, no tech thesis that can quietly break. the whole idea fits in one line: if times get good, people buy funny things and hold them while they go up. people will ask for a target... hot air rises.