Joseph Paul Szlanic

@daberhasher Hahaha

@dumpsterfresh Keen, but only cuz I have a power puff bias

which fictional teacher should i be next halloween?

@daberhasher Make sure you put the pace picante up in it

@Michell86757239 Delicious AND informative

Here's my first attempt at Omurice! Made it for my partners birthday and thankfully they turned out pretty well!

@daberhasher Jesus

@daberhasher misconduct, as well as a VP pick that avidly hoped to expand the prison industrial complex. Not to mention she took money from the person and institution she failed to prosecute, Steve Mnuchin's bank. Apparently we need to just fall in line quietly and suck it up.

@daberhasher Yeah, it's almost like the democrats should've supported their most popular candidate, instead of coordinating what seemed like a party wide coup against him. And now democrats are surprised that people are concerned about a senile front runner with a checkered past of sexual

@daberhasher Philip Haldiman

I feel like the publisher for Animal Crossing is really noticing the silver lining in this shit storm pandemic: EVERYONE IS PLAYING ANIMAL CROSSING

@_PONYBOI_ I'm never confiding in you about my tattoo ideas ever again

on god the worst part about having tattoos is having people say shit like “yeah I’m going to get some leopard print tattoos” and u just have to pretend that’s not the worst shit u ever heard.

@_PONYBOI_ Last night I saw a guy in a peacoat walking and pissing. Just walkin' and pissin'

penis having people. can we as a society collectively just stop pissing all over EVERYTHING PLEASE

Had a dream that I walked into a McDonalds and they had a mirelurk sandwich on the menu. I woke up before I had a chance to try it. Regret.

@ostercoaster Hell yes

Should this be my next tat? 1. Hell yes 2. No you fucking dumb ass Comment below

@_PONYBOI_ Is suicide squad a good movie? There's your answer.

I have been called Jared Leto 6 times since I dyed my hair green. I’m still not totally sure if this is supposed to be a compliment or not.

@_PONYBOI_ Love it

here’s a demo for a song I’ve been working on, hope u enjoy ❤️

@brinkthemovie What a great show

@brinkthemovie Good things coming your way!

@dumpsterfresh Spread the love💙

been trying to teach myself to say “i love you” more to the people i care about. i’ve had multiple exes who have told me in the past that i said it too much and that shit really fucked me up. now i’m like afraid to say it in most situations, but i really do love my friends.

@_PONYBOI_ Shoulda sent it to me

I sent this new track I’m working on to two friends and neither of them said anything 😭 guess I’ll die

@_PONYBOI_ Quit being so gross already

just had some dude request a new server because he didn’t want to be served by a “tattooed freak of nature” who’s face “wants to make him vomit” lmfao