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@josephxists

I post, therefore I e𝕏ist

United States Katılım Nisan 2013
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Joseph
Joseph@josephxists·
if we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world. -C.S Lewis
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James 𝕏ond@james_xond·
Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?
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$589
$589@589CTO·
If your entire net worth is in XRP, you’re the smartest retard ever.
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Pats Planet 🪐
Pats Planet 🪐@PatsPlanet_·
Why do so many Patriots fans want Boutte gone? And why do Boutte supporters get slandered for believing in him? “You don’t know ball. You’re obsessed with a mediocre WR.” I’m just curious as to why we are so eager to get rid of a promising young WR. His best has yet to come.
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Joseph
Joseph@josephxists·
@topkekius Subterranean homesick alien - Radiohead
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Kekius Maximus@topkekius·
we should make a playlist everyone add 1 song
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Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
Leonardo DiCaprio is the person who has given the Internet the most memes.
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Ron DeSantis
Ron DeSantis@RonDeSantis·
I like Sandlot but I’d rank it behind: Major League, the Natural, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, Damn Yankees, Moneyball, Pride of the Yankees, 61*, 42, Eight Men Out, Bad News Bears
Florida Man - World's Superhero@danmmeyer

@RonDeSantis Ron, gotta disagree here. Sandlot is the best baseball movie

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Bark
Bark@barkmeta·
I have been eating nothing but McDonald's Happy Meals for 6 months straight. Yes, you read that correctly. Here's the math: Right now every McDonald's Happy Meal comes with a pack of McDonald's Pokemon cards. These are special promo cards you can only get inside a Happy Meal. A Happy Meal costs $5.99. The sealed McDonald's Pokemon card pack inside sells on eBay for $6.49. I buy the Happy Meal. I eat the food. I sell the cards. I make $0.50 and eat for free. I do this 15 times a day. I have not paid for food in 6 months. I make $7.50 a day for eating McDonald's. People can laugh but this is the greatest financial arbitrage on earth right now.
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Dragonstone
Dragonstone@1Dragonstone·
That was a perfect ending for me.
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Dear Son.
Dear Son.@DearS_o_n·
Jesus Christ is the best example of masculinity in a man. Self-control, forgiveness, patience, sacrifice, love, leadership, ambition, responsibility.
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Q ™️
Q ™️@QTHESTORMM·
I just ordered 10 New 2027 All Black Tesla Cyber trucks I will be giving all of these away to followers tomorrow at 9pm EST! Like and comment to be entered into the raffle!
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cow
cow@cowincrisis·
@josephxists please just give me one chance
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cow@cowincrisis·
i can be trusted with the fence open.
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greg
greg@greg16676935420·
If I ever win the lottery I won’t tell anyone but there will be signs
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