“Oh, Josh!”

I finally get death of a salesman

@Spotify CHANGE IT BACK

I’m way too excited for The Sheep Detectives

I understand people grieve in different ways, but I think it’s weird that you used ChatGPT to write a tribute to your dead sister.

Always shocked at the price of greeting cards

The amount of old people that buy lube is astounding.

I need professional help

I’ve accidentally seen every episode of Young Sheldon on TikTok without ever watching a single episode

Wanted to crash out so bad today but I didn’t, so I deserve a little treat.

Get you a friend who appreciates your niche interests

it’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about musicals”

The most masculine thing you can do is be inside another man.

Heated Rivalry got me gay yearning :/

I’m begging you, please don’t erase Clayface’s queer identity from this movie

@TiffanyFong @JDVance

name a man who sits down to pee

I love earbuds, no one knows I’m listening to smut in public.

I am not a bottom

This was my childhood

Hear me out, what if Challengers was a musical? Featuring such songs as “Hand on my Racket”, “he taught me everything I know” And “3 player game”

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