Josh

no one: me: if no one can say nothing, does that mean no one can say something? no one: no

Unfortunately, I can no longer read a "it's not this, it's that" construction without immediately raising my AI hackles. Just total rhetorical style death.

Master class on display here of dudes figuring out what to do with their hands in pictures. Glen is a pockets guy. Tom is a pointer guy. Can’t have two pocket guys or two pointer guys in the same picture. Throws everything out of wack. They nailed this one. 10/10. No notes.

Coach said my game needs some work but my spirit is infectious and my smile lights up the whole locker room when we need it the most

doing reverse pomodoro where i work for 5 minutes and then spend 25 minutes looking at sunglasses online

how it feels to call a song a "track"

Can't work out if Peppa is left handed and about to pull this ball for six ...or right handed and is too late on this shot and is about to wear it right in the face Hopefully the latter. Serves her right for not wearing a lid against short pitched bowling and smiling about it.

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@FourFourTwo Straight up favourite goal you ever scored?

YOU ASK... 🗣 We're sitting down with former Arsenal, Juventus, Rangers and current Cardiff star Aaron Ramsey to talk about his incredible career. What would you ask him if you could? 🏆 The best questions - and your names - make the mag!

The Umbrella ☂️ project at University of Liverpool ☂️ for the @ADHDFoundation ☂️ #umbrellaproject #liverpool #liverpooluni #neurodiversity #ADHD #umbrella #nightlight #nightphotography @LivUni @VictoriaGallery @VisitLiverpool @scousescene @Beau_Liverpool

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CHAMPIONS. The M1s have reached the dizzy heights of Northwest Division 1 with silverware in the Legion cabinet. Best defence and best attack in the league this season, 100% win record at home, so much to be proud of and so much to look forward to 🏑#CmonBeb #GoalTime #MakeSure

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A constructive meeting was held at Stockley Park today, led by new Chief Refereeing Officer Howard Webb, to thoroughly review officiating errors in Premier League matches last weekend.

@AthleticoMince Flat hand is a top 3 Mince moment for me. Happy new year lads

NEW (OLD) EPISODE! ‘Boiled Parsnips 26: Flat Hand!’ A tale from the island, Eddie visits Peter, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, waiter ASMR, and Martin calls on Mr Sting. (Rec: 31/3/22) shows.acast.com/athleticomince… and all them other apps

Shout-out to Mark who designed our 2022-23 Third Kit! Thank you to everyone who attended our kit launch and Jim Brown Club Shop opening this evening 🙌 #WeAreBromley

Huge umbrella display returns to Liverpool encouraging people to 'think differently'

Normalize grown men throwing temper tantrums!

New episode tomorrow. This time the campachoochoo's on us.