Josh Hammer

Never before have such nice people fought so hard for so little for no reason. Is @Matt_Dillahunty watching this?? #biblebowl @tlc

#BibleBowl is the weirdest form of child abuse I've ever seen. It's not far from the mom from Carrie. Thanks @TLC

been listening to sye the past few days for the comedy of it. thanks @Matt_Dillahunty for ending this guy. #mattmassacre

Pick a President, not a Party! Go to AmericansElect.org and sign up. I did! americanselect.org #AmericansElect via @AmericansElect

@windowsphone any chance of getting 2 more names on the matt and kim show tonight?!? we promise we'll buy windows phones #wpnyc

@RichLafond GOOD DAY SIR!

check it out. my band's premier video. party this sat night at pianos nyc. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrpdPRkUA5Y

i'd buy every single copy of rebecca black's album and burn them nuremberg style #rebeccablack #ifiwinmegamillions

Huge shows/news coming up in the next few days. Stay tuned. Nice to see a few new followers today. Much appreciated.

@hipsterrunoff absolutely. check out @theyoungthings

Our first music video is almost done. Can't wait for y'all to see it!

who knew that the US and Al Qaeda were working together to oust Gaddafi?? this guy is grade-a crazy. #libya

watching gaddafi is scary. protesters are simultaneously american / israeli / egyptian agents, bin laden supporters, and druggies? #libya

Rangers > Yankees. shit.

@EricaAmericaOnZ i completely agree in some weird guilty way.

OFFICIAL: The Young Things to play NYC MARATHON 2010

@bowerypresents Brooklyn bowl!

come hang out with the young things @ spike hill tonight. free show at 9.

excited about the Young Things show tonight @ the cameo brooklyn

@bakedperfection god that sounds amazing.