Josh MacTarnaghan

Found a PC today at a shop that would destroy in scrapyard wars @LinusTech

@ucancmysox @relientK That’s valid

@joshjmact @relientK Would rather just have FANSD and then some other songs. Half their regular sets is MMHMM anyway

It’s the perfect time for @relientK to announce a MMHMM20/FANSD15 tour

@ucancmysox @relientK Dual album tour. MMHMM20 AND FANSD15

@joshjmact @relientK FANSD or bust

Today I remembered that my ex thought “can walk with 6 outstanding credits” meant she didn’t have to complete her last 6 credits so technically she never graduated

Nothing like passing the Walmart your ex got arrested in (exton PA) at 7:30 am on a road trip to cheer you up

@ucancmysox @youaretreasured @angrytortilla Though if we are being technical, we are assuming he wrote the last line of heartache last. He may have written “Sandusky summertime is 45 minutes away” last for all we know

@youaretreasured @joshjmact @angrytortilla C'mon Anna!

the last words matt thiessen wrote to us (via rK): nothing’s hopeless 🥺🥺🥺🥺

@youaretreasured @ucancmysox @angrytortilla If it’s album enders, wouldn’t it be “come on, come on, come on”?

@ucancmysox @angrytortilla y’all are taking this so seriously but i don’t take a minor holiday ep like an album ending lmao

@MyNameIsT0ri_ How

Bro wtf

You’re welcome

@nick_iguess Dude that’s massive. Serious congrats

just got a phone call from the senate saying they went with another person internally (as they should’ve) but she also told me I gave them a real good interview and was an actual contender bc of that. they’re also keeping my resume. so no big boy govt job for me but we’ll see

@___Marsh__ Oh hunny… she didn’t mean first and second…

Real conversation I just had: Customer: do you sell watches? Me: yes we do Customer: second hand? Me: we do not have any used ones sorry Customer: no I mean the second hand.. Me: oh… yes we have those (me wondering how to read a clock with only one hand)

@___Marsh__ I’ll tell you on the way home

@joshjmact Ay did I miss something lol

Sometimes life slaps you around for 25 years and sometimes everything lines up to give you a huge laugh and a bucket of popcorn to watch something develop over the next few months

@SadieHawkinsPod @matthewhoopes Danny I still hate you for pointing that out to me. I can’t I hear it

@matthewhoopes The underlying organ notes make me uneasy. Otherwise I would enjoy it more.

Have you heard the re-recorded version of Sadie Hawkins Dance? What do you think of it? Is it in your regular rotation or do you pretend it’s not there? What other songs would you like Relient K to re-record? youtu.be/mcaiq1o86L4

@_Tacoholic me too noah, me too

The only thing I miss about 2020 is being able to play games with my friends like I was back in high school

The fact that I annoyed @matthewhoopes to death in 2016 haunts me to this day tbh

@ttdupdatescp He said it at IAAPA too

Yes, he said 18th roller coaster. #TopThrillDragster #rollercoaster

@matthewhoopes Which airport? I want to really judge this dude

I’ve never claimed to be a man of science, but it really grossed me out to see a guy bring an open beer into an airport bathroom.

@matthewhoopes Why is this tagged as a hot take…

Twitter seems to be made for those who generally like to poke the bear