Josh Schlabach

@bhorning15 He’s a big baby now that we signed him to that contract. I bet this is the last season he ever starts a game in the NFL.

@joshschlabach I’m pretty sure he won’t ever have to worry about that

If I’m ever looking to hire someone “tough”, the name Deshaun Watson will not be on the list.

@DaveEubankFBR Congratulations!

Celebrating 30 years of marriage in Karenni State, Burma!

Since I can’t justify a new Rivian truck for myself for Christmas, I’ll settle for a few shares of RIVN.

Since the Powerball is delayed, I guess I’ll go vote instead.

It really is remarkable the ways the Browns find ways to lose each week. Imagine the improbable and it will happen. Should be 5-0. @ClevelandBrowns

Browns win their opener on the road today for the first time since I was the age of my oldest child. I think I’ll take the week off.

@DaveEubankFBR Thank you David, continuing in prayer for 🇲🇲

Thank you for praying from Karenni State, Burma! #WhatsHappeningInMyanmar

Skull socks for Easter- celebrating by trampling on death all day! Jesus lives!

@RuiterWrongFAN Disgusted. I think that puts the disgusted over 50% now.

While half of #Browns fans are delirious over the Deshaun Watson news, there is an equal amount disgusted by the news. EVP/GM Andrew Berry & ownership will need to answer some candid, uncomfortable questions about why they are comfortable setting the accusations aside.

@joeheatwole I have a boat we can use

I need some people to help me... Any takers?

You may be cool, but you’ll never be tacosaurus socks at Dove Church cool.

Discipline is staying up past midnight but saving the Wordle for later in the day.

@thomaslhorrocks Our 4 yo used to do her nails with “tail molish”

My 3 y/o calls hand sanitizer “hanitizer” and no I will not be correcting him.

@Travischughes Need more of this on Twitter, and less Browns.

@Jake_Trotter So did the Lions

OG Joel Bitonio: “We have shown in our wins what we can be…” #Browns

@klmullet Just read this morning!

@Travischughes Well at least the “love is” series seems to have got through.

Me: how did you think my message went today at church? Wife: I wasn’t listening Me: love you Wife: love you too

@SirYacht_ Because they win games anyway.

I don’t care what anyone says. If Baker Mayfield threw 4 INT in a game the national media would never let him play another game again Lamar Jackson will get a pass though