Josh The Meme

Dear everyone. I have worked VERY hard today to get “The Monster Mash” out of my head. Be warned. Whosoever, intentionally or accidentally, brings it back into my consciousness before I fall asleep tonight is in great danger of getting graveyard-smashed in the mouth.

With all the logic and wisdom of the 40 year old man who says “you know what, I haven’t smoked since high school…I think I might wanna try it out again”…. I have decided to start tweeting again.

@elonmusk no sweat. Just got my grandma back from recall too.

HoRNet Harmonics, free waveshaper VST, AAX and Audio units plugin hornetplugins.com/plugins/hornet…

@AvidProTools Dump ilok NOW! The little errors & quirks for 2 decades have made u the laughing stock of DAW already. A SYSTEM WIDE WORK STOPPAGE is completely unacceptable. People are hurting bad enough. Now losing more money because of your and their incompetence.

I've returned to twitter to shame #Avid and #iLok. It appears that NO ONE on planet earth can use Pro Tools right now because of ilok server crash. @avid WAKE UP. You've hitched your subscription based wagon to a 1 legged mule. This will be the last straw for many people.

@unicorntacodog Ok, drummer...

@scribblepotemus Joe ****er took me a second to figure out. And wth is BEYONCÉ? Oh right, had to make room for Patti Smith. Glad to see RS still white knuckling their 20th century scenester relevance. Suppose some things needn’t change.

@lisajoynolan Analysis: Pulse during last night’s episode merited a health alert on my Apple Watch, all while sitting still. “AW detected a pulse of over 120....are you ok, buddy?” I’m fairly young, in shape, no cocaine involved. Just great TV. Kudos.

#houstonstatement ... help.

@FrankBruni resurrected my account to thank you for today's ed. A pleasure to read and ponder. 'Surfeit to rue' is new fav turn of phrase.

@joseph_turner @leoschuster ha! thanks Joseph!

@GlennLucke thanks man. Excited

2 nights ago, game 2 of #WCF, Rockets played in Oakland: I told the boys "the guys in red shirts are… instagram.com/p/3C3K0nQ3Vk/

@DavidPaulKHOU David, our church, @EcclesiaHouston has Easter svcs 930 and 11 am outside at jones plaza. Would u move it indoors? Thx

@HerzogWeather travis, our church, @EcclesiaHouston has Easter svcs 930 and 11 am outside at jones plaza. Would u move it indoors? Thx

@TillmanWeather David, our church, @EcclesiaHouston has Easter svcs 930 and 11 am outside at jones plaza. Would u move it indoors? Thx!

@LindseyDayFOX26 Lindsey, our church, @EcclesiaHouston has Easter svcs 930 and 11 an outside at jones plaza. Would u move it indoors? Thx!

@RtoVR are those Walkman earphones glued to the sides. Please tell me no. Specs yet?