jourdyn keehan

"I have a friend from WI & when he says we r going to have a drink he is lying because drinks r like potato chips around here" -Chris Young

Two year old boys.. not for the weak

@pooja_patil_ I think about this a lot

Remember the school shooter didn't act alone. He was assisted by 50 Senators, 210 House members, and the NRA.

i miss my own energy.. i used to be so full of life

The #Taurus woman is calm, but her temper is wicked.

its honestly not fair that women change physically, mentally and emotionally when they have a baby. I am almost 2 years pp and i am no where near the same person that I was before motherhood and honestly i miss her.. excuse me while i cry bc im frustrated, tired and my back hurts

The amount of $$$ people try to sell their shit for on fb marketplace blows my mind

The worst part about being sick is not knowing how long the sickness is going to last

Breast feeding a baby with a mouthful of teeth is a special kind of torture

My brother just got my 8 month old son a onesie that says “I came from nuttin” 🙃

My liver really hurt after a long night of drinking so I tried to pee in a urinal and then I saw someone’s butt crack and it was Ali’s!!! #picoloapp

Miley Cyrus is extremeley talented.

Today I cried at work out of anger not 1… not 2 BUT 3 times. Working in healthcare right now is for the birds. This shit sucks booty.

I love when patients try to pull a fast one over me as if I don’t have their entire medical history sitting in front of me 😂

My name is in the email and my name is the email, so why are you spelling it wrong: a memoir

I feel like I’ve been saying “This is a particularly hard week” for like 3 years.