Jules

As a kid I was scared of clowns. Now I’m scared of clowns in suits running the country.

At this point I’m hoping the Pied Piper will tooty tooty them all off a cliff.

Jeez, were the staff told to be that grumpy and negative on Danny Dyer’s Caravan Park or is it genuine?! They’re doing my head in.

Hey White House, please remove the Tropic Thunder clip. We never gave you permission and have no interest in being a part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie.

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Good god @Debenhams customer service is just the worst. Ordered a rise/recliner chair to help with my osteoarthritis. We were delivered a dressing table. Do you think we can get them to reply to the issue? Can we fuck.

@AMLaCassePhoto Well hello there! Not a lot is the answer to that other than work and my degree but even work is getting to be impossible with the stairs 😳 how are your lot?

@journalofjules Ah Me Julie!! I often wonder what you're up to these days. That's awful!

Finally got to see a T&O consultant after years of waiting. He told me to lose weight and try getting a bicycle. I’m a size 8 and can’t even get in the bath with severe osteoarthritis in both hips. Never felt so deflated.

Be great if one of these seagulls dropped 20k in my lap instead of half a rock hard crusty baguette.

@npklip @BettinaSRoss1 Aww that’s so cute!

Marilyn Monrowl 😂

@DorkusRob Good lord!!

@journalofjules 👀

@journalofjules I'll write you a reference Me Julie.

So basically they want you to drop yourself in it at work by letting your boss know there’s a reference request coming only to then find out if you get the job or not? Wtf.

Ummm…

@journalofjules Or even five…

@journalofjules Time to go to Specsavers I think. I read something that rhymes with rock. 🤣🤣

How weird is it having THAT dream about someone you haven’t seen in years? All flustered and shit.

@FishingDadAdz Yeah, huge form to fill in 🙄 lucky for me we have ring footage or they’d have got away with it!

@journalofjules Now that’s a claim. Have they replied?

Oh fuck off.

@FishingDadAdz Council guys strumming the grass!!

@journalofjules Oh shit. Thieving scrotes? or something else.