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joy2dworld
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Any church Where the preacher is more important than Jesus Christ is a cult.
Katılım Ekim 2022
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@GloriousGod01 Let them confirm if his power house is active first.
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There this man in my community who swore he would never marry until he found a virgin. He celebrated his 40th birthday in January, still unmarried and still waiting.
His worried mother personally arranged a match. The lady is 32 and confirmed to be a virgin.
He rejected her. Not because she is not a virgin, but because she is a virgin at 32. His words: "How is it possible that no man ever slept with you until 32?" He called it a red flag.
They offered him the chance to verify himself. He refused.
You spent years demanding a virgin bride, your mother found one, and now her age is the problem?
What exactly does this man want?
Above all, love God.
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@AshE_Nuel And you stood there counting....
Your middle name is LINUS.
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My neighbour's wife called her husband's mother that he slapped her after they had a fight.
This happened yesterday morning so in the evening the gate opened and it was the husband's sisters. He was not around though.
One of the sister called him that they are around, so he left whatever he was doing and came home. During that period they didn't say a word to the wife.
He came back and in a flash i saw two sisters slap their brother 6 times. I was flabbergasted.
The eldest sister told him "don't you ever touch your wife again".
She turned and said to the wife "you can see i slapped him back because of you, next time you frustrate him and he touch you, you will go back to Your parents house".
And they left.
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@Gabitto17 This boy is just creating content for money.
He knows what he is doing 😀
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@BashirAhmaad That is because he was the Presidential candidate himself. He delivered Kano to himself.
Next please...
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I will never advise anybody to stay in an apartment where you share prepaid meter with neighbors.
Our light finished today, so I told my neighbor to contribute so we could recharge. She said she didn’t have money and she didn’t even need the light. I said no problem and used my own money to subscribe 2K just so I could manage till morning.
Later, I wanted to fetch water and noticed the tap was not rushing, I stepped outside only to discover madam has turned on her light, AC working perfectly, enjoying herself comfortably with the same light she claimed she didn’t need.
See ehn, it’s not even about the money alone. It’s the mindset. If you know you’ll still use the light, why not contribute from the beginning instead of pretending you’re not interested?
Should I go and knock at her door or do I just turn off her light? What would you do if you were me?
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@Flowkeei Oga write your own. You no love am pass him personal persons. Rest Biko!
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A very terrible news for Peter Obi and his Obidients.
Just as Atiku's supporters predicted, Goodluck Jonathan has officially declared his interest to contest 2027 presidential election under the platform of PDP.
He made the declaration in Abuja after meeting with party stakeholders and relevant statesmen of the country.
Source: I go lie for you? 😂😂

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Arise TV interview:
Charles: Few days ago, Atiku was sitting where you're now and he said that your votes only come from Kano state, that you don't command much votes in other parts of the north, that also Kano votes will split because of APC governor.
Kwankwaso: Well, for me I wish Atiku and ADC the best, let's see the result after the election and know if the votes will split.
Pepper don enter my eyes😂😂

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@maryakpa_n @IyelolaIge Broke people always gossip like that. Every rich person is a yahoo yahoo for poor man eyes.
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@IyelolaIge He deserved the attention for real. I said this because of what I heard.
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Our estate transformer got bad and we stayed without light for almost two weeks.
Each house was asked to contribute ₦15,000.
During the meeting, people were complaining seriously.
One man said,
“Where will I see ₦15k when I haven’t even paid my children’s school fees yet?”
The whole thing was almost turning into an argument because he asked for more time to pay, but everybody wanted the light restored immediately.
Then one fine boy that moved into one of the end houses a few months ago stood up.
He looked uninterested in the discussion.
He asked, “How much is remaining?”
They told him about ₦210,000 because some people had paid while others couldn’t.
The guy just brought out his phone, asked for the account number, sent the money and walked back inside before people could even thank him properly.
Since that day, he has become the new big man of the street.
The amount of attention that man gets now is too much.
I felt if he wanted to help like that, he should have done it anonymously.
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@Waspapping_ @PeterObi Ogun Kee u mugu, if OBI try am we go cancel him.
See this EWU wey no get directions.
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Glad to announce that, I have been appointed FCT Coordinator for the OK Movement (Obi/Kwankwaso).
This is a mandate to organize, mobilize and confront the cycle of criminality holding Nigeria back.
We will work together across every divide to build a system that rewards justice, security and real development.
The future of Nigeria will not be negotiated, it will be reclaimed.
Nigeria will be OK.
A New Nigeria Remains POssible.


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