Jay

Pretty brown eyed lover please save me 🙏🏽

@alolanraichulo But the data facilities made the air bad to breathe

stop using ai for everything and go play outside.

Thinking back to the time I was working in the hospital and said anal temperature to another nurse and they corrected me by saying you mean rectal temperature

@VersHabibi69 Hi oomf 😋

Oomf= One of My Friends

@blackout_abe The streets (Dallas oomf) are saying you aren’t actually retired

Me when I retired

woke up horny as shit. who wants to try and get pregnant

@blackout_abe The way I saw this tweet and thought of you

Amén

@blackout_abe Lmaooooo the way you’re kinda right

@joykinsit A bottom union wouldn’t work cause they would all break the picket line immediately

I think as tops we need to unionize

So… me and who?

How are some men straight

@fruitsnackx MEEEEE

that one oomf who retweets porn but they’re chill

@dernsvoid I fear it’s too relatable 🫣

this is THE SONG rn

i am craving boy butt

On a unrelated note therapy is way cheaper than I was expecting

The way multiple people have recommended therapy to me, like wat dat mean

@alolanraichulo Real rich bich wbk

after I fill up my gas tank bc I never gaf

eyebrow piercing acquired btw

The concept of waking up in the morning cuddled up with a husband

Gay yearning is back on the menu

I’m trynna do some gay baby making