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eliza butler@elizaisntfunny
Omg y’all @jozalynsharp’s new comedy album Five Ten Two Eighty is fucking killer
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@jozalynsharp
#tumbleweeds on @vicetv / 510280 on PrimeVideo / Live Shows 🔗 in Bio / Comedian. Cannabis. Content Creator. Podcast: @metalsucks & @hotpeoplecrying
Nevada Katılım Haziran 2011
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THIS FRIDAY, THE Sky High LV LOUNGE WELCOMES @jozalynsharp AS THE SPECIAL GUEST FOR THIS WEEK'S EDITION OF NUWU COMEDY CLUB HOSTED BY @gabelopezcomedy!
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@Steve_His_Knee What are you saying?
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Got ashtrays and sweatpants for Christmas so apparently I’m midway through my Pokémon evolution to cigarette Grandma
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I just want everyone to know that my biological clock is the size of Big Ben. I genuinely get emotional when the @MSGSphere is an emoji. like it’s so cute…i just wanna squeeze him.
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I want them trophies 🏆 I will not deny or lie 😆but the prize has been winning hearts and piercing hearts with art! Love bruv! Love and Respect
Jwood ♋ (OG Riverside)@WoodOnTheRiver
I'm so glad @KillerMike made this last album.... cause it's people who don't care about Grammy nominations and all that political shit that needed this album.
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Being a bitch and socially anxious really is like having my own personal Victorian torture device.
I’ll put someone in their place then obsess about it for weeks even though I know I’m right.
FUN!
Henderson, NV 🇺🇸 English
Nothing like the woman on the verge of a mental breakdown and seeing and hearing things in a horror movie getting prescribed half your dose of meds in the movie to remind you just how mentally ill you are.
Henderson, NV 🇺🇸 English
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Dark academia aesthetic makes me wanna fucking nut, bro
Henderson, NV 🇺🇸 English
Who is your Redemption Drag Race cast?
Mine is:
Farrah Moan
Jasmine Masters
Nina Flowers
Lemon
Tia Kofi
Pangina Heals
Kelly Mantle
Bimini
Jozalyn Sharp📺Watch Five Ten Two Eighty on Prime@jozalynsharp
Hey @RuPaulsDragRace let’s have a redemption season where queens who didn’t get their shine but we all love get to come back and compete 🙌🏼
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Hey @RuPaulsDragRace let’s have a redemption season where queens who didn’t get their shine but we all love get to come back and compete 🙌🏼
Fort Collins, CO 🇺🇸 English
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@BeckyFromAlaska DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON SEA URCHINS
Henderson, NV 🇺🇸 English
Has anyone considered that the ‘non-humans’ the government found in the UFOs might be animals? Octopuses have space DNA, right? Plus they look really weird. Squids? Squids are suspicious as hell
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Budtender: $200 for an ounce this is such a a good deal!
Me, a millennial stoner who used to buy an ounce of shake as good as top bud for $75:
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Henderson, NV 🇺🇸 English
Me an ACAB person when someone called me the “woke police” yesterday
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@wolfiecomedy Hope you’re okay bud
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this have been some of the most fucked up weeks of my life but I’m still here
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Ron Perlman has been will always be one of my biggest celebrity crushes but him threatening the studio execs who said that dehumanizing disgusting shit about the strike. This is my new favorite PornHub category
Henderson, NV 🇺🇸 English
Hey Sacramento! I’m coming back to @Laughs1207 this July 28-29 and tickets are on sale now. I’m as unhinged and lacking the social awareness of what should be kept to myself as ever. All i do onstage is overshare and spill the tea on myself, so come hang and get you a lil sip ☕️
Henderson, NV 🇺🇸 English
@hannahjonescool I will not be 🥲 but I’m trying to come back in September and I’m October
Las Vegas, NV 🇺🇸 English
@jozalynsharp Any chance you’ll be there the 2nd or the 8th? Those are the two sessions I have rn. Or we can pick a date further in advance and I can schedule a weekend session for you.
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What’s super weird about being a female/fem presenting comic is we’re so rarely booked on shows together. And so we rarely get to work with female comics we’ve looked up to. So here’s putting it out in the universe the following is a thread of comics I want to collaborate with:
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