Jim Parkinson

@Volcanic_Ash24 Imagine the old ladies that have given up their time for free to count the votes to see those obscenities scrawled by a muppet

What a big man, that’ll show em.

@5tandish @GrahamSmyth Does he sing "you are not on loan" to his permanent players?

@GrahamSmyth That was Bad!!!

With Parker out of the way and Michael Jackson in place can we now finally expect a... ... ... ... ... ... ... thriller. Sorry. I'm really very sorry about this.

@KopFinest Let em come (Millwall), a classic

What is everyone’s favourite football anthem, aside from GSB?

@NOT_MOTD Mexico 1986

Be honest, what was the first World Cup you ever watched? 🤔

@cherrystreet71 Yeah we got ripped off there too, £70 for 4 "value" meals at McDonald's in the airport 🤮

@sjmawhinney @juanignacio_ac That was before football existed apparently

@juanignacio_ac That's good, Arsenal can hamd back their league title win from 1989 then.

My humble opinion is that in no universe should a league title be defined by goal difference, even less by total goals scored. That's fine for all other positions, but the title? If equaled on points, schedule a neutral ground final game the weekend after the last gameweek.

@The_Kitsman It looks even worse with a name and number on the back, looks like something for sale in those fake shops in tourist resorts in turkey

I don’t think our new home shirt looks good from any angle, even promotional shots like this. Honest, I’m trying to find positives.

@Thisisred5Five That's a a great time for the course!

Sheffield Half 2026. Promised my coach I wouldn’t push it on the downhill second half…….which went into a cocked hat. 🤣 Ended up with a 2 minute course PB & my 2nd fastest half ever. 3 weeks until the big one! 🏃🏻‍♂️🐝

@The_Kitsman Japan or Curacao

Just out of curiously, who has the best home and away shirt going into the World Cup?

@HLTCO Huddersfield Town 😂

This is the most obvious ragebait you’ll EVER see on here and still hundreds in the comments have bitten.

@sjmawhinney @superTV247 I watched half an episode and sacked it off

@superTV247 I've seen the Irish one and it's not good.

It’s even more annoying when you find out Last One Laughing Ireland has Graham Norton and Australia Rebel Wilson

@LeithBlade @Parodyjeffx

@Parodyjeffx What the fuck is that?

Laura Loomer is on her way back from India. Cosmetic silicone swells at high altitudes, making the volume look doubled or even tripled.

@ChatShirt DH Gate sales will go up then

Get ready for ALL the headlines next week of: 𝗢𝗨𝗧𝗥𝗔𝗚𝗘 𝗔𝗦 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗 𝗖𝗨𝗣 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗥𝗧𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗦𝗧 £𝟭𝟯𝟱!!!

@londonkro Tell them to go forth and multiply

Football shirt selling rn Me: lists a pristine 90s shirt for the lowest price you can find it anywhere Re-seller: I’ll give you half what you’re asking for Me: No. that’s way less than their current shirt in the club shop Re-seller: you’re so rude

@The_Kitsman These two beauties

😁👕🎟️ ‘Sunday Night Kit Club’. Show us your pride and joy shirt of your collection. #SundayNightKitClub

@RealBobMortimer Hope the blades do you a favour tomorrow night 👍

⭐️⭐️⭐️ Brittain ⭐️⭐️ McGree ⭐️ Hackney #boro

@secondtierpod Have you ever played football before?

Uh, very naughty from Kalvin Phillips, that.

Prince Pedo Andrew answering the front door thinking it was the postman with his birthday cards but instead it was the police with a warrant

@hwinkler4real Only if you have @HendersonsRel all over it 👍

OH Smash for sure

I’ve got the young lad who dropped his CV off in for an informal interview on Monday and asked him to prepare the below for me. “I want you to imagine that you own every football shirt that has ever been created. You have a house fire and can only rescue one football shirt. Which one would it be and why”? Anything other than Ajax 1989 away is the wrong answer surely!?