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J.P. McDade
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J.P. McDade
@jp_mcdade
Comedian. Debut special “JP McDade: In Brooklyn” on YouTube now.
New York, NY Katılım Mart 2009
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Dybantsa playing great, but BYU are clearly rattled by the Taylor Frankie Paul news.
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Not trying to mess with their wfh schedules, but when Kornheiser and Wilbon are both in the studio it’s as good as sports TV gets.
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TJ Power with one of the best March basketball performances you’ll ever see. @yoitsthesav effect.
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We’re being told that Iran’s entire defense apparatus has been destroyed, but they’re still capable of drone striking the Los Feliz Coffee Bean.
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Bam scoring 83 points is like Brendan Fraser winning an Oscar. He’s really good. I just didn’t see this coming.
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“That’s not a travel, that’s clean.”
- A guy demonstrating profound inability to count to 3
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Heartfelt condolences to the families of the 3 US service members who have been killed & to those injured as part of Operation Epic Fury. May their memory be a blessing.
U.S. Central Command@CENTCOM
CENTCOM Update TAMPA, Fla. – As of 9:30 am ET, March 1, three U.S. service members have been killed in action and five are seriously wounded as part of Operation Epic Fury. Several others sustained minor shrapnel injuries and concussions — and are in the process of being returned to duty. Major combat operations continue and our response effort is ongoing. The situation is fluid, so out of respect for the families, we will withhold additional information, including the identities of our fallen warriors, until 24 hours after next of kin have been notified.
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The funniest thing about Israelis is they think Americans forgot the last 25 years of War in Terror propaganda and will read shit like this and go “wow I never thought of it like that!”
Eylon Levy@EylonALevy
This is a war to liberate Iran. It's a rescue mission.
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brotherzoned is a crazy concept. @jp_mcdade taps Olivia Carter for McDade's Maniacs Vol 12 OUT NOW patreon.com/stavvysworld
☎️ call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice
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I wrote a new humor piece for @mcsweeneys that was actually not inspired by my kids. It was somewhat inspired by all of last year's recaps regarding the kids from "Stranger Things," but I guess they're just adults now. mcsweeneys.net/articles/every…
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I’m 37 and Instagram is showing me Dementia prevention content. They sound like my fucking grandson.
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Best traditional point guard to ever play the game of basketball.
J.P. McDade@jp_mcdade
Chris Paul is 10th all time in BPM, 7th all time in WS/48, 15th all time in steals per game, 5th all time in VORP, has a higher assist-turnover ratio than any HOF point guard. If you don’t want him on your team, you don’t want to win.
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Regardless of how true or false these AI warning flares are, we have less than two years until everyone puts down their devices and turns religious.
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