John Phelan

@AdamJoseph Was at the Leeds game, thought that would be the last time Urgate would play

Tyrell Malacia gets a farewell from Manchester United. Very nice moment between him & Michael Carrick before he comes on. Manuel Ugarte interestingly, will not get one.

@annmutd Yep, apart from the sourdough 😉

Life over 40 and all you wanna do is hit the gym, make sure you get enough protein, read, and make sourdough.

@kitkatstx You send a DM

How do you politely ask someone if they wanna fuck

First day of the season. Just as a reminder.

@TurkTalksFC Unbelievable player, will be a fantastic signing

My word, bring Matheus Fernandes to the Theatre NOW.

VAR has destroyed football

1 more point for 3rd, incredible achievement considering how bad we played at times this season. Wolves the worst performance followed by Grimsby & Brighton in both cups

The side effects huge

This ref is a joke, giving Sunderland every decision

@zoester73 York?

Where am I? 🤔

@annmutd I use my garmin to log sessions but some dude at my gym has a pad & pen 💪

What app do you guys use to log your gym sessions?☺️

This is very cool 🚇 A 1938 tube train travelling through Holborn, London.

@PontistGirl Happy life, no wife for me 😊

To anybody feeling sad or down, I just want to let you know I feel fabulous ☺️

What is this guy thinking 😂

This liverpool fan really tried to sneak into the Stretford end, in a liverpool jersey😭

@United_Josh10 Agreed, they look well drilled

Big win for spurs that. You’d have to fancy them staying up over West Ham.

@annmutd Yep, typically Utd

@jphela2410 It’s who we are 😂😂 Got there though 🙌🏼🇾🇪👊🏼

Officially back baby 👌🏼👊🏼🇾🇪🙌🏼

@PontistGirl 😂😂

Scientists have finished a study on how alcohol can affect a person's ability to walk. The results are staggering.