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@BearsBeyondGate But Miles went early and straight to the point, (And let's not deny that his life's out of joint) Catheterising beer to his own brain stem, To die premature, so we can win the Prem. 3/3

@BearsBeyondGate Pete perceived different forces in place, Of multi-dimensional time and space, Where the Big-D didn't just go AWOL, But was vaporised in a TMO's black hole. 2/3

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@watts_mf @OwenMorris1234 @BearsBeyondGate As Bears defence went AWOL, I couldn't believe my eyes, A headache beyond paracetamol, The only cure is to catheterise!

@OwenMorris1234 @BearsBeyondGate Yep. It’s that painful… 😂😂😂

Unfortunately, it's gonna be a sombre Pod again this week, folks, but stick with us, and we will cathartisis together. Once a Bear always a Bear!!

@BearsBeyondGate No words. No poem.

@WHOldun1 @funkyhousernb @BearsBeyondGate Dakota will never sound the same again for you 😄

@jphold @funkyhousernb @BearsBeyondGate Solid effort Sir!!

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@funkyhousernb @BearsBeyondGate @WHOldun1 We all know where we are going now etc ... going down the Spotted Cow ---- Not sure it'll catch on mind.

@funkyhousernb @BearsBeyondGate @WHOldun1 *** MeBabber *** Thinking 'bout drinking some booze, Wearing blue and white hoops, Yeah, loving those hoops. Playing lush out on the grass, No plastic pitch 'cos we're class, Yeah we are class. You make it feel like it's fun, When we peel in the sun, And we've won.

@BearsBeyondGate So is it a complement or is it not? But I'll make it clear, Pete, I'm no AI bot. I can handle the slur of the authorship slight, But at least read the bloody poems out right! --- Great pod boys - good balanced chat on Tom Taunton's naïve (insufficiently caveated) comments.

@jphold Love it!! - WH Oldun

@BearsBeyondGate A long day out, a trip to the Gate, Now it's 's 12 am and getting late, Plenty of time to digest the stats, Ponder on this, ruminate on that.

@BearsBeyondGate The soothsayer speaks: "The Run-In is always nip and tuck. And to think it was our Showpiece game where we came unstuck! But don't worry! We'll still make the play-offs" he says, And as he stands up to leave he picks up his fez.

@funkyhousernb @BearsBeyondGate @WHOldun1 Ha! Give 'em what they want!

@jphold @BearsBeyondGate @WHOldun1 Please nooooo

@BearsBeyondGate @WHOldun1 *** Music Brisness *** In the absence of massed flags and drums, and remembering the good times as a rugby club, I'm inclined ('prepared'?) to suggest a 'song' called "Sweet Bristol Bears" - just need to figure out a banging tune to go with it. So I thought I'd reach out ...

@jphold Nice eh @WHOldun1 ?

@BearsBeyondGate It has become a strategy to look to grow the great game and to think outside the box. But it would be a tragedy to guage too low the worth of everything already in the box. That's no small paradox.

We wanted our listeners to know we have read the recent comments from Tom Tainton, and we are digesting and reflecting on these. Rest assured, we will talk about this subject on the next Pod. We are a Rugby Club with a proud tradition and heritage, and we always will be - Lee

@BearsBeyondGate I hate to think!

@jphold Bigg Market?

@BearsBeyondGate 52 points but 5 men doon, A reet dear night out on the toon

@funkyhousernb @BearsBeyondGate From Aston gate North to Gallowgate, For the Geordie bash on Friday night. We'd celebrate With a Thatcher's crate, As Newkey Brown's a pile of ... ... well, it sure is no Vienna Flight.

@BearsBeyondGate Great win last night Never in doubt from the off Only fault - gyros is tzatziki lettuce red onion and Greek seasoning on shredded chicken not the piri piri they served 😡 Support was outstanding mind full of loud Bristolians

Representing BBTG at AG today 👊🌞🌞