Johnny Pluto

Someone say double Twitter? #pbesim

New season new team This is weird Pls don’t hate me @RaptorsBoise #pbesim

Hm I never clarified this. I’m on Vancouver now #pbesim

stuff n things happening #pbesim

Just let me have this @Sippycu10102030 #pbesim

T -1 day to the start of a new season! #PBEsim

New season sorta starts tonight? Hopefully I keep it up this year #PBEsim

Mrw I don’t win MVP #pbesim

An off-season TPE task? Happy birthday #PBEsim

@SchoolboyShue5 Why have you reminded me of this pain #pbesim

Man 131 RBIs is a lot! Couldn’t have done it without my @RaptorsBoise teammates always getting on base! #pbesim

Chick (and guys for that matter) dig the long ball #pbesim

Two seasons ago my OPS was .785 and now my SLG is basically that like what #PBEsim

If @BigTittySmitty beats me in the home run derby tonight I might retire #pbesim

It’s update day #pbesim

Glad to be back in the ASG and the HRD appearance is the icing on the cake! #PBEsim

Shit I might actually be really good this season #pbesim

@SchoolboyShue5 Boy howdy #pbesim

Facebook is dead but #pbesim lives on

@Sippycu10102030 Hi yes that’s me #PBEsim

Jonathan Fucking Pluto #pbesim