Jeff P

Giving your 12 y.o daughter the aux is a great way to hear 40 second snippets of face tattoo rappers rapping about eating pussy

Just absolutely CLEANED out the full yacht rock jeopardy category

Wemby should get a septum piercing

A crazy variety of faces up on stage for the lottery

Rotating a 3D picture of a large city bus in my mind

I can remember as a kid the first time I saw my dad dip more than one fry into ketchup at a time, and it blew my mind. I couldn’t believe you were allowed to do that.

Really killed it last night after coming home from Nosferatu, I called my gf’s dog NosFURRatu. Shoulda seen it

As a youngster, I was such a ne’er-do-well that it made me wonder if I’d e’er-do-well

Your order at the Taco Bell drive thru should be 25 seconds tops

@ZachLowe_NBA Sir. Can we get you back on a podcast please? Yours was the one I looked forward to most.

Small, important thing I've liked re: Bucks resurgence: anecdotally, seems like a little more creative cooperation b/w GA+Dame on offense--more split actions involving both off-ball, more Dame screening here+there for GA. Prince hitting everything, Green playing solid 2-way ball.

Every once in a while when I’m working and listening to podcasts thru my work truck, it’ll glitch out and start playing the Jelly Roll ep of the Joe Rogan podcast and I can’t stress enough that there’s nothing I’d like to hear less

Rooting for the guy with the misfits tattoo

The year is 2137. Barron trump is taller than ever

Want me to watch a movie? Put Michael Shannon in it.

POV: you’re the grandpa that just ate half a quart of paint thinking it was yogurt

Humppee Bofart

Shoutout to the dude in the Terror hoodie I just saw exiting a 7/11 with an absolutely HEAPING armful of goodies, including many Slim Jims

The audacity of miss muffet to sit on a tuffet

RIP