Herbert Horror

The Phryggian Network sends its regards nigger

@freyamustdle @e30keanor FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE. WORTHLESS WENCH

@e30keanor @jpwHorror i do he’s in the bio but i do appreciate the effort

sunny day

@ArcasDream Epic

Happy #FascistFrierenFeetFriday

@e30keanor @freyamustdle I will kill him

@jpwHorror @freyamustdle We are just frens Herbert (she may have a xoyfriend, tbc)

@e30keanor @freyamustdle Spit that game cuzzo!

@freyamustdle Is that a coach bag? i bought my grandmother the same one!

@0CC1D3NT4L Phrygtriot

On this fine #PhryggiePhryday, I would like to remember the great Jimmy Jump. During the 2010 FIFA World Cup Final between Spain and the Netherlands, he ran onto the pitch just before kick-off to place a phryggie onto the World Cup trophy before security tackled him. Patriot.

@ArcoCunnivoro @Bread3137 Oh Arco that toe separation is truly something desirable

@Bread3137 Sending feet povver

In approximately 1 minute I'm going to try lifting the usual weight only I'm feeling a little tired. Please send povver...

@MrBurnsLovesYou Does this work?

Never approach women, never speak to them.

@Laconiancel Yeah no bush. This sucks

I’m not 👎😾

@Laconiancel PHULLY BUSHED

@jpwHorror HAIL BUSH HAIL BUSH HAIL BUSH HAIL BUSH

IT IS PHRYGIAN PHOID PHRYDAY EVERYONE!!!

@e30keanor Oh it’s coming…don’t you worry

@jpwHorror May i expect any phrygday phryggie phoid post from you today Herbert?

Good Moooooooose Morning

@e30keanor I know there’s a joke in here somewhere

Separate the wheat from the chaff

@morsindiae @liebeskindred

@liebeskindred If they want to be yelled at and then have sex or if they want to have sex then be yelled at

How do men decide whether to fetishize Asian or Latina women?

@Ameriking83 @0CC1D3NT4L @dlblforever

@0CC1D3NT4L @dlblforever @jpwHorror

50/50 tie between Phryggie Hat and Hitler Costanza Crusader, so I will decide the winner:

@jpwHorror I'm sorry, but it needed to happen

How it feels to walk into my job as an elementary school Janitor

@RedTailedRetard What a handsome young man you are