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The Captain
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Workaholic | Proper Chels 💙 | Bookmaniac | '98 Argiano Brunello 🍷.
Kapenguria, Kenya Katılım Ağustos 2020
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Being alone does not translate to being lonely. Women and men process affection and nurture differently. We do not want people around us in moments of vulnerability. That's why men refuse to go to the hospital too until the situation worsens.
N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾@KhananiShingan1
This nurse on TikTok said the loneliest patients during hospital visiting hours are often men. Crazy, considering we’re always told men have these “solid” friendships and always put their boys first.😂
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I wonder why they call Gachagua tribalist, of which he is, and proud, and don't call a cunt like Sudi a tribalist or Ruto a tribalist. I mean tribalism seems one sided. Which is quite weird. Kuna Duale pia, who is extremely tribal. But yes, let's focus on Gachagua the idiot.
Lightcast TV Kenya@Lightcasttvke
"GACHAGUA, you have no space in a new democratic Kenya, wacha UKABILA." ~ Soipan Tuya [Defence CS]
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You're free to argue this, but let me say it.
The best marriage to have as a man is a marriage where:
1. You're more educated and enlightened than your wife.
2. You're richer than your wife.
3. You're older than your wife.
4. Your wife is not from a family that depends on you for their survival.
5. Your wife is not religious and seldom keeps friends.
6. Your wife is a housewife or works where she still has time to be a present mother.
7. Your wife is from a stable home where the parents are still together, but it's not her mother that is the main provider or the one that calls the shot.
8. All her sisters (especially elder sisters) are married.
9. She spends time to teach the children and takes pride in their achievement.
10. She doesn't deprive you of sex and makes sure that her vagina and home is always clean for you.
11. She doesn't have an ex or she doesn't keep in touch with her exes.
12. She doesn't enable you as her husband and wishes to push you further than she has gotten to.
13. She puts you on your toes and you cannot afford to fail her because of the value that she brings to your life.
14. She knows that you have cheated on her, but turns a blind eye, as long as you're not rubbing it on her face and you put your family first in all thy doings.
15. She knows who you are, but will never use your secrets against you. And even if the marriage doesn't work out, she'll always speak good of you because she believes and trusts that you'll always speak good of her.
End.
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I wish I were your tangent, that way I would lie next to your curves, and even touch them at some point.
Gakii@_Gakii_
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🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/63902…
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One of the most humbling yet horrifying rule of existence is that the world has no time to mourn; it has too much to do to stay alive itself.
PeePee🎀@peegzy1
Death is so weird cause, you just gone? Like forever??
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Met a guy yesterday who introduced himself as King. Turned out to be King’ori.
Jessica 🗽@itsOnly_Jessica
There’s no truth that comes out of a man’s mouth except their name.
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