Jason Battles

@drmillybarker We did! Please take a look at beforeicroak.io

Who is building the 'if I die, here's all my important info' (banking, bills, last will and testament, etc.) software?

@OKTurnpike Where is the snow plow?! We are 20 miles north of McAlester and it is bad!

@Storagepedia Tiger King swamping the system...and Ozark

Is #netflixdown?

“No substitutes today” is my new COVID happy phrase

Watched T34 on #AmazonPrime last night. Whoever did the special effects needs a wheelbarrow full of awards. You gotta see it.

@mehfisto Skip both and check out Fargate

Step over the unnecessary divisions between infrastructure, security, and apps. We have bigger fish to fry. Let’s all be Builders.

I expected better course availability and less lines. I have done less standing in lines at major league sporting events. #AWSreinvent2019

@Storagepedia @datamattsson I used to pronounce kube cuddle until CNCF added the actual “correct” canonical pronunciation —- it “cube control” which is way less cool. Philistines

@datamattsson @jrbat21 thoughts?

I pronounce kubectl, kube cuddle. Pick your side. Countdown to #KubeCon #Kubernetes

It's official. Today, I became an elder statesman in my technology company. I was the only one who thought it strange when a young manager told a room full of people that he was going to reach out and "get the deets" on an event. #millenials

Today is @DICKS Cyber Monday in July event and the first real big test for the PCF Platform. The team made a configuration change mid day and our application teams automated traffic shifts worked perfectly! Great work by all involved! #DSGTech #multicloud @pivotal @cloudfoundry

@DellTechSE @AlongsideWild Rat snakes are darker I think

@jrbat21 @AlongsideWild Rat snake

Hello @AlongsideWild. What kind of snake is this on my porch?

@DellTechSE @AlongsideWild I think water snake flattened out for defense

We have a bet going on and need to know

OKLAHOMA is more than OK. Great things ahead! Enjoyed the evening with my wifey, celebrating the victory of Governor-Elect Stitt at the Pre-Inaugural Redbud Ball. #OKturnaround

I am going to newspaper-swat the next person that describes their solution as “performant”. English much?

From Russia with Love! fireants.io/blog/hacked-by…

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/DIM2LhTS-ks?a Discovery Channel Real Life Pirates Of The Caribbean Discovery History Documentary

I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/ARyGQdepY1o?a THE GREAT J.U.N.G.L.E W. A .R . Full Documentary