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I still think about this

Come on

Sensing a theeeeeme here! (My ego getting huge)

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@AmericanAir Reviving this thread to say it’s not just @AmericanAir DCA<>ORD flights, but ORD<>LGA, too! Forced to gate check only to board and see multiple open bins. Why?!?!?

@AmericanAir Checking in from yet another @AmericanAir DCA->ORD flight! My regulation size carry on bag was yet again gate checked. Overhead bins right above me AND right across? Fully empty! On the bright side, my entire row is also fully empty. See this thread next time!

.@AmericanAir sorry to be a Karen about this but two flights in a row (DCA<->ORD) of being forced to gate check bag (in final boarding group) due to “absolutely no overhead space” only to board and walk past multiple empty overhead bins. Feels weird!

Omg maybe he was on to something. Is that a transgender alien on stage with Sabrina Carpenter at the VMAs?!

@samisagesays Exclamation point!

Apropos of nothing

I will never pay for TSA precheck but I will always vie for praise as Most Efficient Person at (regular) security.

When I am behind the wheel on a road trip it is truly as though my 2016-17 Hamilton phase never ended.

You either love Lana Del Rey or you were in a suburban basement in 2012 watching her perform on SNL live.

Learning that break dancing is an Olympic sport this year (10 minutes ago) has ignited something within me.

Ahem

Looking forward to reading the inevitable @hey_alma piece on Shaina Taub quoting Talmud in her Tony acceptance speech!

Jeopardy is perfect television

Audibly gasped this morning seeing Southwest fares on Google flights. Huge day for my community (people addicted to looking for flight deals)

Absolutely no one asked but I do in fact feel the same way about CHALLENGERS (2024)

I can’t believe the musical episode of Even Stevens was only 21 minutes long. Talk about outsized cultural impact.

I just don’t know if I will ever fully process the Time Person of the Year running on the field to congratulate her boyfriend after he won the Super Bowl. Like how much more proof do we need that we are living in a simulation?

Why are French fries—one of the finest foods when fresh—impossible to reheat? We have failed as a society until we solve for this.