jrsimkins (i left find me elsewhere)

Un verano sin té

How should I spend my stimulus check? (Midea recall money)

Me renting an airbnb upstate for a long weekend

Fuck astrology but you can tell so much about a person by their favorite planet as a child

Midea goes to jail

Chicago Friar

Non-derogatory to all parties!

What Was That sounds like Taylor Swift trying to write a Charli XCX song

You know the AI bubble is bursting by how horny all the AI ads and push notifications are getting

Y’all are fun

It’s another exciting day on X, the town square app!!!

I am on bluesky, but supporting a website owned by the person who sold Twitter to Elon and told everyone how great that Elon was feels just slightly less ethically wrong

My king

@AvantGardeGoth Transit not working is usually because of prioritization of cars over transit

you’ll never guess what movie this is about

SELTZER POLL: Topo Chico 37% Polar 33% Bubly: 12% LaCroix: 7% Other: 6% Undecided 5% (MOE +/- 3%)

@AvantGardeGoth Also this is literally just the plot of the musical

I love how functionally useless the NYC Bustime tool is if you are looking at a stop anywhere near the beginning of a bus line